h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Amenities – the Greek goddess of luxury.

Hey Chad, Kenya shake Djibouti while dancing the Congo?

I named my car Harmonic because of the great sound system. The gas station attendant always comments about it when I go to fill Harmonic.

You can beet beetroot as a highly nutritious vegetable.

you can beet a carpet and beet an egg, but you can't beat a bit of crackling

The Grim Reaper came for me last night and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner, talk about dyson with death

Great puns

Hear about the superhero, 'Wood-Man'? He had an alder ego - known as Spruce Wayne.

Does the captain of a wooden canoe take the elm?

The Beat generation of the 1950's did not beat about the bush about marching to the beat of a different different drum.

If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.

Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.

Can you offer an egg sample of that?

I had breakfast in the Cafe Con Leche, a hangout for lecherous cons.

"This cherry Danish is so good, I'd like to meet the pastry chef responsible for it," I told the waiter.

So he came back with Jerry, who was Danish.

Polly the senator's parrot swallowed a watch

I have to give a speech on being a vegetarian and omnivorous about it.

I do not know what the weather will be for tomorrow but even if it is not sunny; I can be guaranteed at breakfast to have my eggs sunny side up.

I'll put my best efforts in egging the others to help me make egg mayonnaise for my Russian salad.

She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.