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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 12, 2016
the man asked why is there a train in the sea ?
I said because it's at a whale weigh station
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ITIWBS Posted Jun 12, 2016
Classic Edward Bergen/Charlie McCarthy:
Edward Bergen: "What's eating you, anyway, Charlie?"
Charlie McCarthy: "Toy-mites!"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 12, 2016
Other people find things out from the grapevine. All I get are the pits.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 14, 2016
I read the theatre critic from the 'Rave Review' rag who gave the Shakespeare play 'Measure by Measure" a rave view by saying the play "that the performance is far beyond measure the best that I've ever seen.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 14, 2016
At the weekly weigh in at the Weight Watchers club who's slogan was 'Way to go!' at the church hall, the dieters were told that it was important to weigh your food portions carefully and you have to go all the weigh in keeping to your weight management by finding weighs and mean using diet exercise, relaxation and diet in helping you lose weight.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 14, 2016
After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 14, 2016
The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 14, 2016
Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 14, 2016
Pocket bread stuffed with pocket bread makes a pitaful excuse for a sandwich.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 14, 2016
Miners with illuminated helmets say it makes them feel lightheaded.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 14, 2016
A miner found two mineral deposits worth excavating. he had to choose one ore the other.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 14, 2016
The geologist said to her colleagues, ““Let’s go behind that rock, I am a little boulder there.”
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 14, 2016
“A stone mason with a powerful phobia of indoor lighting was accused of misrepresenting the ‘black granite’ he used in a counter top. He was charged with basalt, but when his condition came to light, the charges were dismissed due to lamprophyre.”
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 14, 2016
The people who charged him that were not gneiss.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 14, 2016
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 14, 2016
If you want to marry me in the Spring, you'd better bring some towels.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 15, 2016
In Spring I spring around the kitchen, preparing my potato and spring onion salad.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 15, 2016
“I've heard about the rumours that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes!”
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 15, 2016
When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 15, 2016
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humour.
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