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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
What do you call keys born on the same day? Twinkies!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
Did you hear about the computer technician who received third degree burns? He touched the firewall.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
Automatic machines that compete in sculling are rowbots.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
The gingerbread man thought he couldn't be caught, until he met his baker.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
Gem-ma collects precious authentic diamond and ruby gems which are gemuine.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
On the Rock of Gibraltar people take rock cakes whenever they go to rock concerts where they rock away until the break of day.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
A case of disappearing bison had police completely buffaloed.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
A horse named storm could ride like lightning with the rein.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 1, 2016
they were going to burn bugs bunny 
for hareasy
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 1, 2016
Someone wrote a book about it: "Hare today, gone tomorrow."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 1, 2016
Not that I carrot all about books like that.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 1, 2016
Celery move on to another subject?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 1, 2016
Is the opposite of a subject called a domject?
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ITIWBS Posted Jun 2, 2016
A visitor to Finland saw a ghost and called it a 'Finn noumenon'.
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