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Reality Manipulator Posted May 30, 2016
I put my phone on vibrate. An hour later I finally got a text massage.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 30, 2016
A postal worker was always stamping her feet whenever they would letter.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 30, 2016
Bob who had long hair he was sponsored to have a bob haircut (women's hairstyle) to raise money for endangered bobcats.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 30, 2016
If you tilt a grand piano 90 degrees, can you that it's downright upright?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 30, 2016
I dug peat again and again. They named me Peat Repeat
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 31, 2016
Nosfera's twin was Nosferatoo.
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ITIWBS Posted May 31, 2016
Grandpa Stonebender's two headed twin and Grandpa Stonebender's three headed twin were both Grandpa Stonebenders.
Most people constantly mistake the two for one another.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 31, 2016
The Stone Family of Rawling were known as the Rawling Stones.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 31, 2016
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 1, 2016
I never ask for buffalo wings when I ride in an airplane.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
My friend is a Mensa member and a seamstress - she's a clever sew and sew.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
Nobody listens to Bugs Bunny, its all haresay.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company because I heard there was growth potential.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
There used to be little snow patches outside my house after a snowstorm. Whenever the sun came out, they had a melt down.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
I'm competing for that stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
When I asked how the became ditch-diggers, they said they just fell into it.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
When Peter Pan spoke to Captain Hook he made an off-hand comment.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2016
That soil scientist always travels by himself. She's a loam ranger.
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