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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 24, 2016
Shakespeare never used a pencil when writing. people asked why, and he said, "I want to use the pen for pentameter."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 24, 2016
When Napoleon invaded the Basque Country, the Basques used many escape routes. One of the little Basques asked why they didn't just use one.
The reply was, "you should put never put all your basques in one exit."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 24, 2016
It was four in the morning when I arrived for work at the dairy. The owner was too stingy to allow lightbulbs in the place, but I could see fine because of all the light cream.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 24, 2016
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 24, 2016
The was a carpet bagger who was such an opportunist he decided to become a carpet layer and other times would show customers carpet samples in his carpet bag along with the carpet laying tools.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 24, 2016
HOW MUCH to lay it - lie no! it's the going price love
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 25, 2016
He told her he loved the rugged outdoors, so she put carpet down on the yard.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 25, 2016
What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 25, 2016
Mat-thew the rugged carpet salesperson/carpet fitter floored his rivals with his expert sales technique along with the wide variety of samples of carpets, rugs and mats. His carpet fitting skills was second to one as he has carpeted all the floors of his town and surrounding areas.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 25, 2016
The lay minister who is also a carpet layer laid down the rules on in his church on the best way of laying down carpets.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 25, 2016
I had a ford, audi and a rolls royce in the room - they were carpets
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 26, 2016
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 26, 2016
[Hippo birdy two ewes]
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 26, 2016
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 26, 2016
What’s the favourite car of film stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet -
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 26, 2016
Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to parking, I've had a lot on my mine.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 26, 2016
I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended
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