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Reality Manipulator Posted May 19, 2016
I was reading Hamlet in my ham-mock in the garden eating a ploughman's salad for my afternoon lunch which had large slices of gammon ham and I listened to West Ham football match on my radio. In the evening I played back-gammon with my neighbour Ham.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 19, 2016
To publicise the play Spamalot, the theatre had spam put on their restaurant menu and many of the customers frittered away their money on multiple spam requests for spam fritters.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 19, 2016
I keep on getting spam emails promoting spam with special offers and free samples of tinned spam.
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Icy North Posted May 19, 2016
I prefer pre-packed mushrooms, but I was amused to see the local greengrocer peddling loose morels.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 19, 2016
I don't like ambushes, so I'm saving for a bacon tree
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 19, 2016
The last few puns seem hampered in some way. I never sausage a thing.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 19, 2016
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 20, 2016
What does a crow drink with breakfast?
Cawffee.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 20, 2016
When I lived in Shepherds Bush in West London in the through out the mid to late 70's until the mid 80's I was a big fan of Kate Bush and listened to all her big hits. I also had a bushy Kate Bush hairstyle and clothes. Some evenings I would play one of her records as I sat on my settee eating home-made shepherd's pie.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 20, 2016
Mag-gie who is a part volunteer at the Ockendon forum and her favourite member of the crow family is the magpie. Her favourite children's TV series on ITV was Magpie in the 70's.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 20, 2016
I drove in my old banger of a car to a favourite cafe of mine where they are renowned for their speciality dish of bangers and mash.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 20, 2016
I will be taking a picnic when I visit Hampstead Heath it will be a picnic hamper filled with all my favourite cuts of ham and accompanied with salad.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 20, 2016
I bought soda at a mom and pop store.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 21, 2016
My dear old pop drank a glass of lemonade pop while dancing to 1960's pop records.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 21, 2016
I was watching streamed videos of collectors of soda stream machines which were the very much sought of item in the 70's.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 21, 2016
Our butler is a robot. he was built on an assembly line. We call him MacHines.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 21, 2016
Which composer's routine consisted of drinking tea, hacking his lungs out, and then hitting the slopes? Chai-cough-ski!
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 21, 2016
Lets have a garden party, lettuce turnip the beet.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 21, 2016
The miner from Northumberland took his bait box and bottle* to work which he had for lunch and on his time off he would go fishing where he took fishing bait of maggots and flies.
*In Northumberland a bait box is used to store your sandwiches and a bait bottle is where you put your tea in.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 21, 2016
What do you call a butler with no teeth?
An in-dentured servant.
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