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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2016
Composers have to compose themselves when performing in public.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2016
I just need a cup of Prokofiev and I'll be Pahud-up for the day.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2016
I saw this and I thought I would show you. Do not use them, because, no-one would be able to Handel these pick-up lines. They'd simply tell the person to Bach off and stop Messiaen around.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2016
Musicians need a leader because they don't know how to conduct themselves in public.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2016
You're lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance - you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2016
During the late baroque era, rococo composers began to think outside the Bachs.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 16, 2016
I thought Rococo was an ingredient in a hot drink.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 16, 2016
Schubert (shoeBert) wasn't a cobbler
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 17, 2016
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 17, 2016
Interior decorators can get very emulsion-al when they are talking about the type paint that they use in their work.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 17, 2016
Fruit cobbler is the favourite dessert amongst cobblers which they like cobble together after long day of making and repairing shoes.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 17, 2016
Barristers are known to frequent the local wine bars while others visit the gymnasium where they practise gymnastics on the parallel bars.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 17, 2016
Joiners and other wood work specialists like to listen to The Carpenters being played on their DVD player whilst they work.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 17, 2016
Dick and Karen Carpenter had a penthouse suite which they painted in grayish brown. They called it taupe of the world.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 18, 2016
After riding in the rain for 40 days and 40 nights, Noah landed in Arkansas.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 18, 2016
It was hay fever season when Moses climbed Mount Sinus.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 18, 2016
I went to meet the Pharaoh, but he was running late. His daughter showed me framed pictures of frogs, flies, etc. on the walls of the palace.
"What are these?" I asked.
"The Nine Plaques of Egypt," she replied.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 18, 2016
Great puns Paul
The Rhinos at the safari came down with seasonal rhino-itis and had a particular allergy to grass hay.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 18, 2016
Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.
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