h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was early morning in the bakery. "I oat to start baking," the baker said.

My cousin was pretty excitable. He used to work in a pancake factory. One day he fell into the batter and flipped out.

We were snowed in. The house was crammed with people. At night we slept wherever there was room. I slept in the kitchen and had a waffle night.

I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.

My grandparents and I had a tradition of eating oat bread sandwiches when watching old oat operas on Sunday TV.

It’s hard to make a living selling pancakes. I’m barely creping by.

My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?

Our small community centre got snowed in with chocolate coconut snowballs as our order was misread instead of getting 20 packs , we got 200.

Every Winter, Frosty the Snowman got invited to the Snow Ball.

The old poet confided in me: I write better after a few bottles of whisky. Or as I like to call it: streams of unconsciousness

The verse is better coming from the poet than from the podry.

which is the verse ? poetry or limericks

I'm adverse to neither.

Our family home has it is own streaming running through the garden, it is a good place for meditation and contemplation where we got lost in a stream of our thoughts.

I was whisk-ed away sampling the whisky of at the whisky distillery where they had a whisky tasting session.

I had a wee dram of Glen Kinchie special reserve malt whisky by one of the Reserve-oirs drams in the Lammermuir Hills.

How did Will-iam Shakespeare the bard vanquish his enemies?
He Will bom-bard them!

What did the greedy relative ask when the romantic poet died?
How much are his Words-worth?

A flat-rate poetry tax would be a perverse form of greed.

She hung the rugs over the porch railing to air them out, but took them back inside when a plane flew overhead. She wanted to avoid carpet bombing.