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I am the mob
taliesin Posted May 25, 2001
I t'ink we gots to have a pit stop
*edges away from fellow hood who is obviously in need of relief*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted May 27, 2001
Relax you mug. I was just bein' 
. But, if there's a well stocked bar at the pit stop I wouldn't say no.
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taliesin Posted May 27, 2001
Hey, ya don't gotta twist my arm! I gotta toist like ya wouldn't believe! What's de point a dis race if we all dies a toist?
Let's stop for a couple 
De boss is buyin', right?
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted May 27, 2001
*laughs*
Well I'm driving so I can't be the boss and you are the president so technically... 
*wishes to point out that Schumi's just won the Grand Prix and thus her Schumacher driving style should get them to win the race too*
To the pit lane!
*puts her foot to the floor and zooms off*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 27, 2001
*nothing happens*
Looks like the launch control is playing up again.
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taliesin Posted May 30, 2001
Ferrari? No wonder its so crowded in dis jalopy! 
*wonders if a Ferrari has ever been called a jalopy*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted May 30, 2001
It has now! 
Hey... Perigrin... Could you git yer foot outta my eye?
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. Posted Jun 8, 2001
I know I'm going off topic, but one day when I was meant to be doing something else the phrase "I am the mob" suddenly came into my mind and I wondered where I'd seen it and now I know.
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted Jun 13, 2001
~fills up the tank~
Now DRIVE!!!!!
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jun 15, 2001
I'd like to fill up her tank... Oop! Was that out loud?
::drives off::
::stops, reverses, picks up St. 7, then drives off::
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jun 15, 2001
*is now very confused as to who's driving and how many cars they have*
...
*goes back to eating Fruit Pastilles*
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Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. Posted Jul 9, 2001
We seem to have fallen into second place.
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taliesin Posted Jul 10, 2001
Nooooooooo! 
Oops! I don't t'ink a mobster is supposed to cry...
Maybe we gots ter recruit some new hoods an' molls. Make 'em offers dey can't refuse.
Anybody got a plan?
*oils and polishes machine gun*
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weberquetzal Posted Jul 11, 2003
Hey you mugs! What's happened to da race?
Looks like I'm the only person to post here in years!
We can't be doing that badly!
I don't usually use mobster talk but could try to pick it up if something happens here!
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- 81: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (May 25, 2001)
- 82: taliesin (May 25, 2001)
- 83: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (May 27, 2001)
- 84: taliesin (May 27, 2001)
- 85: Peregrin (May 27, 2001)
- 86: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (May 27, 2001)
- 87: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 27, 2001)
- 88: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (May 28, 2001)
- 89: taliesin (May 30, 2001)
- 90: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (May 30, 2001)
- 91: taliesin (May 31, 2001)
- 92: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jun 4, 2001)
- 93: taliesin (Jun 7, 2001)
- 94: . (Jun 8, 2001)
- 95: Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! (Jun 13, 2001)
- 96: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jun 15, 2001)
- 97: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jun 15, 2001)
- 98: Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. (Jul 9, 2001)
- 99: taliesin (Jul 10, 2001)
- 100: weberquetzal (Jul 11, 2003)
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