h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Umm...I think there's been some sort of mistake... Does this quiz have resits?
*puts her black leather trenchcoat on over the top of her sparkley pink fairy dress*
Aaah well...

I put peoples heads in horses beds
count me in

OK then....

..anyway, thought you might like to know that you're all in first place! It's a tough call though.
It seems some...erm...unusual characters have joined since I was last here.
You talk the talk. So I've added your names.

BTW There are 10 Penelope Pitsops, but you are vying with the various Peter Perfects for their attention.
And two of the P.P's are male.

eeeeww!

But umm...hmmm...
Are the male Penelope Pitstops likely to be needing rescue because if not does anyone mind if I just sit here and eat some Fruit Pastilles?
*offers Fruit Pastilles to everyone*

Mmmmmmmmmm, fruit pastilles

fruit pastilles ! Whatsa matta youse guys? Pass me dat bottle of hooch, fer pete's sake!

*glug, glug, glug, glug, glug*

aaahhhh! dat's more like it. Now pick up yer gats and lets get dis jalopy rollin'. De boss don't want no losers, y'unnastan? It don't matter what kinda threads ya wearin', just remember which way ya point yer tommy guns, and don't let Lefty drive unless he's got a couple a good jolts every two, t'ree blocks or so...

Tal

Cool! A gangster elf! Has anyone seen my spats? I seemed to have misplaced 'em...

*munches menacingly on a Fruit Pastille*
Maybe I should just sort out refreshments?

Is there one called Sleepy or am I thinking of the seven dwarves? I'm quite happy to fulfill that role if there is.

There's a Snoozy, but only in PoPP. In Wacky Wheels they apparently had no individual characteristics. Read the backlog, eeeejit.

*grins and passes Peregrin some Fruit Pastilles*
...
*remembers she's supposed to be looking menacing so stops grinning and just smiles slightly*

*passes tommy gun to Peregrin*

Wake up, youse! If de coppers catch us nappin', dey'll bust us all!
Dem coppers are so dumb dey'll t'ink dem fruit pastilles is dope or sumpin'
Quick, we gotta get ridda de evidence!

*stuffs handfuls of fruit pastilles in mouth*

c'mon, I fink I shee shum copsh behin ush! Take de wheel, iaoth, dese t'ings make my handsh shticky, 'n Leftysh pashed out again! Munch faster, Tinkerbell!

*passes her the hooch*

Here, wash 'em down wi't dis!

Tal
gangster

*takes the wheel*

Good t'ing I ain't ate none o' dose.

*starts to grin, remembers herself and remains looking menacing*
I'm somewhat suspicious of your reasoning behind eating all the Fruit Pastilles yourself... I can't help but doubt that excuse
*takes the Hooch*
You expect me to drink alchopops? That's not very menacing at all!
*swops the Hooch for a nice Martini cocktail*
Hmmm...
*realises it's only 1'o'clock so deftly switches it for a mineral water*

I don't think a Martini cocktail is exactly the sort of drink that the hoods from the bulletproof bomb would be drinking Try a finger of this rotgut whiskey

What, the stuff that's just dissolved its way through the bottle?

*grabs bottle and hides it convincingly from any passing police by using it as a pillow*

Hey! How'm I supoosed to be in charge of refreshments if people keep stealing my foodstuffs?
*attempts to look annoyed*
Well if you're going to take that drink then I'll just be forced to have this...
*pours some fizzy peach mineral water into a Winnie The Pooh glitter mug and starts sipping it through a twirly straw*

*Rolls eyes to the heavens, having taken lessons from Ottox*