h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We're not in the lead???
Gaaaaaaaa....
*becomes all competitive and puts her foot to the floor*
Right then!
*starts singing the 'Lost In Space' song thingy then joins in with the speech*
"Put the pedal to the metal lets go... duuuu dududududuuuu dyadadadadada deeeeeeeDE"

*holding on for dear life*

Dat's da spirit. But shouldn't we turn aroun' and put dis 'ting in a forward gear?

*laughs*
You think that'd help? I thought it seemed quicker in reverse but if you're sure...
*does a quick hand brake turn and spins the car around to face the right way before zooming off in the right direction, only stopping in the Pit Lane briefly to pick up some more Fruit Pastilles*

Ooh, I always wanted to know how to do a handbrake turn.... could you do it one more time Tinkerbell, and walk me through it?

*grins*
Well I could but then we'd be going in the wrong direction and apparently that's not the way to win the race

::pulls out a BAR (Browning Automatic Rifle. It's a full auto .30.06!):: Who should I make eligible for da bone yard, boss?

*looks nervous*
I'm back, the non-mobster. With something for you to think about.
Do you want links to the other cars so you can talk to them? 'cos Tinkerbell suggested it but I thought I'd see if people'd use it before I waste all that effort.

*hides behind Dastardly*
Hey don't implicate me in this...oh I see it was me wasn't it,sorry I didn't necessarily mean off every page, just maybe the main page or a general link from each cars page to a list of links for all cars pages..or something

*confiscates the guns, replaces it with a model of a BAR F1 car and a water pistol*
Much safer...

Hey, boss, can I shoot 'em now? -- can I shoot 'em now?

*waves water tommy gun around threateningly*

*wakes up* shoot who? *assembles his sniper rifle*

Oh for goodness sake! I'm not trusting a sleepy Peregrin with a gun!
*puts Peregrins gun in an amnesty box and passes him a sparkley Super Soaker 2000 water pistol*
Here this'll be much better...

*looks doubtful*

Heh heh heh *pumps up super soaker and leers threateningly*

Aaaw sorry EV, do you want a water pistol too?
*passes EV a shiny silver water pistol*

::ducks into the car and pulls out one of those super soaker guns with the backpack full of water:: Nyahahahaha!

*senses impending internecine warfare and quickly dons raincoat, galoshes and sou'wester*

I hoida good clean fun, but dis is ridiculous

Greetings.
I have been sent here by Dastardly.
What is going on?
Do you wish to have someone annialated?
I can do that.
~pulls out rocket launcher~

::SEVERELY DISTRACTED by the black leather catsuit::
::drool::

Wit all de squoit guns in dis jalopy, I t'ink dat's a cat in a black wetsuit -- but whatever toins yer crank

*removes the rocket launcher and passes over a black water pistol to match the cat suit*

*wonders if they're winning again yet*