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Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 31, 2005
[Gandark] letsa-go!
Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
Crunchy Frog Posted Oct 31, 2005
[Wist] Aye, and make the Dark what-ever rue the day he crossed (made cross?) the Kingdom of malibu!
*Strides purposefully from the thrown room as heroic music ( from the royal orchestra practising in the next room )gruadually builds.
Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 31, 2005
[Gandark] And thus we go round in a circle again. Which 
ing way is it? 
Nerd42
Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 31, 2005
[Dirten]How should I know?
Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 31, 2005
*Gandark follows wherever everybody else goes*
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 1, 2005
[Armond] Upstairs, first.
[Fast-forward to after they've left the castle.]
[Armond] Right! From here, we go to the heart of the mountain range.
[Sera] Then the castle of the Dark Roi'Nah.
[Lampwick] And the end of this pointless and stupid quest.
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Nov 1, 2005
[Gandark] How do we get to the heart? Is there a secret pass or shortcut perhaps? And if so, who would know it? Does anyone here know this area very well? 
Gandark
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
LQ - Just plain old LQ Posted Nov 2, 2005
[LQ] Like the back of my hand.
[LQ hides the map he bought on the way out of town during the FF]
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Nov 2, 2005
[Gandark] All right! Let's go! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 3, 2005
[Armond] All right, LQ, you take the lead.
[A group of seven Tau Trolls are hiding behind boulders up ahead. As the party approaches, they leap out and roar, charigng towards the party with clubs raised.]
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 3, 2005
*without pausing for thought, Dirten draws his sword and leaps at the trolls, swinging his sword at the lead troll*
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Crunchy Frog Posted Nov 3, 2005
the trolls are made of lead? 
[Wist]
*pauses for thought, then charges forward waving his sabre*
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 3, 2005
[Armond raises his staff (which incidentally has a knob at the end) and launches a fireball at one of the other trolls.]
[A phi troll jumps onto the path from /behind/ the party.]
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Nov 4, 2005
*Gandark casts Fire on trolls* 
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
LQ - Just plain old LQ Posted Nov 6, 2005
[LQ, giddy with power of being invested with the lead, completely misses the attack and starts walking off. Thirty seconds later, he notices a lack of people complaining or asking what the quest is about, so looks around, and hurries back to the fracas. Draws a sword and lunges.]
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Nov 7, 2005
*Gandark blasts the trolls with a fireball*
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 7, 2005
[The trolls seem more or less immune to the magic attacks --]
[Armond] Bugger!
[-- and start hurling rocks at the party. Sera and Armond cast defensive spells.]
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 8, 2005
*Dirten swings at a troll, ducks underneath another, and hacks at a third*
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 8, 2005
[The two tau trolls stumble back and let out a groan, starting to run away. The phi troll charges towards Dirten.]
[Phi Troll] Roar! [saying it instead of actually roaring]
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 8, 2005
*Dirten thrusts his sword straight at the troll's sternum*
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- 2264: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 31, 2005)
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- 2266: Dizzy H. Muffin (Nov 1, 2005)
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