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Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 14, 2005
*Dirten attacks the monster in a frenzied but devastatingly effective attack*
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Crunchy Frog Posted Oct 14, 2005
[Wist]
*looks on in amazement at the devastating effectiveness of Dirtens attack*
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 14, 2005
Cool, innit?
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 14, 2005
*Gandark casts a "devistatingly effective" destructive spell on monster*
Nerd42
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 14, 2005
[The monster's head explodes, revealing that it was merely some sort of robotic "suit" operated by a puchuu, which has now become uglified.]
[Puchuu] Ow! Why-a you devastate me!
[The body falls over and explodes as well.]
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 15, 2005
[Dirten]Because we...
BECAUSE!
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 16, 2005
[Armond] Well, that wraps it up for /that/ creature. I guess they weren't actually expecting it to have to fight.
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 16, 2005
[Dirten]No, they weren't expecting such noble and gallant heroes such as us.
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Oct 17, 2005
~Eric considers urinating on the corpse, if there was one~
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 17, 2005
*Dirten gives Eric a smack on the earhole*
Pervert.
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Crunchy Frog Posted Oct 17, 2005
[Wist]
*looks up from searching thru the monsters/corpses pockets for anything interesting*
some people just have no respect for the dead...
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 17, 2005
[Gandark] So ... since our entire quest has just turned out to be a pointless wild goose chase ... how bout we raid the castle 4 treasre and magic items then split, eh? Nerd42
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 18, 2005
[Dirten]Yeah, why the Udûn not.
Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 18, 2005
[Gandark] So, uh ... how bout first we go find a drink, eh? 
Nerd42
Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 18, 2005
[Armond] NO! We STILL need to put a stop to the Dark Roi'Nah! He doesn't have a hostage anymore, and nothing's stopping him from attacking anyway!
[Mara] We still have the Keys. If we can bring them to his castle, we can use them to break down the seal protecting him.
[Armond] And we MAY have a prayer afterwards.
Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 18, 2005
*Dirten raises his hand*
Excuse me, but who is this Roi'nah character?
Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 19, 2005
[Gandark] 
Yes, I'm sorry, but we weren't here at the beginning of the quest. I've been along for the ride, and Dirten's in it for the money I think 
... if there is any. Or possibly for some other reason. Could you please fill us in? Nerd42
Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 19, 2005
Dirten hasn't got a clue what he's in it for. He's Chaotic Stupid.
Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
Crunchy Frog Posted Oct 19, 2005
[Wist] It's probably just some fool masquerading as an evil god coz he wants a bit of attention. I mean seriously, who would be stupid enough to sign up to fight an actual EVIL GOD!!....
Damsel Wasn't Actually in Distress redux - Castle
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 19, 2005
*crunches crunchy frog*
[Gandark] 
uhh ... I don't remember ...
Gandark's Chaotic Confused Nerd42
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- 2204: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Oct 14, 2005)
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- 2206: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 15, 2005)
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