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King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Dizzy the Void Posted Dec 5, 2005
[Sera casts "Featherfall" on Dirten and the tree; their combined weight is now ten ounces.]
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Dec 5, 2005
*Gandark runs up and attempts to shake the tree* 
Nerd42
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 6, 2005
*Dirten drops like a 10-ounce brick*
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Dec 6, 2005
[Gandark] Sucks to be you! 
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 7, 2005
[Dirten]You want to make something of it!
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Dec 7, 2005
[Gandark] after the quest perhaps. How much further do we have to go?
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
LQ - Just plain old LQ Posted Dec 7, 2005
[LQ looks at the map]
It's sort of this far. [Holds fingers a few centimetres apart].
The old ones are the best.
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 8, 2005
[Dirten]Yay, I'm at the end of the quest!
*leaps about; but because of the feather falling the leaps are about 20 feet high and take ages to complete...*
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Dizzy the Void Posted Dec 8, 2005
[At that point, however, the spell wears off, and Dirten begins plummeting towards Lampwick and his immense pile of items.]
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Dec 8, 2005
[Gandark] Once again, it sucks to be you! 
Nerd42
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 8, 2005
[Dirten]Life's a bitch, and then you die.
*hits Lampwick like a ton of fighter*
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Dec 9, 2005
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Dizzy the Void Posted Dec 13, 2005
[Lampwick, however, is padded by all the items he was carrying on his back, and they merely fall off and scatter in all directions. /Then/ Dirten lands on him.]
[Sera] ... sigh ... Get off him so I can heal him, Dirten ...
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 13, 2005
*Dirten gets up and pulls his (scabbarded) sword out of Lampwick*
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Dec 14, 2005
[Gandark] 
whoah dude, you OK man? too bad I don't know any healing spells.
wait a second, how did Gandark become such a "hip" character? next post i oughtta start talking Ye Olde Engrish to balance it out
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 14, 2005
[Dirten]I'm fine, cheers for asking.
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Dec 14, 2005
[Gandark] So ... once again ... ONWARDS!!!
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 14, 2005
[Dirten]Yea, let us sally forth!
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Dizzy the Void Posted Dec 15, 2005
[Sera casts several healing spells on Lampwick.]
[Armond] Just a second, we need Lampwick to pick up all the items, supplies, money, and spare equipment ...
King in Distress redux - Road to the Mountains
Crunchy Frog Posted Dec 15, 2005
[Wist]
*Assists by throwing random items onto the pile on lampwicks pack* 
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- 2321: Dizzy the Void (Dec 5, 2005)
- 2322: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Dec 5, 2005)
- 2323: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 6, 2005)
- 2324: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Dec 6, 2005)
- 2325: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 7, 2005)
- 2326: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Dec 7, 2005)
- 2327: LQ - Just plain old LQ (Dec 7, 2005)
- 2328: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 8, 2005)
- 2329: Dizzy the Void (Dec 8, 2005)
- 2330: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Dec 8, 2005)
- 2331: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 8, 2005)
- 2332: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Dec 9, 2005)
- 2333: Dizzy the Void (Dec 13, 2005)
- 2334: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 13, 2005)
- 2335: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Dec 14, 2005)
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- 2339: Dizzy the Void (Dec 15, 2005)
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