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The Siege of Galyana
Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 27, 2003
[Furr] Not good... Thiss is NOT good...
(hopefully this is not the)[/Furr]
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Jan 27, 2003
[Sparky] OOOOOO' double eck! (Looking at 50-strong army of Black legionnaires approaching) This definately does not look good!
calls [trine] on enemy
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 27, 2003
*With an almighty explosion, the last inhibitor is destroyed, and Bahamut is summoned to battle the mighty Vortex WEAPON. The two Titans circle one another (well, Bahamut does the circling, WEAPONS aren't known for their agility), preparing to strike. Ma Chao and the Legionnaires watch in amazement, and someone starts selling hot-dogs (there's always one 
).*
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jan 27, 2003
[[3]]
[Ribald] ... Hey, what happened to 4??
[Lampwick] We missed it while the focus was on the Senate chamber.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Jan 28, 2003
[Sparky] One hotdog with tomato sauce and plenty of onions please good sir.
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jan 28, 2003
[[2]]
[Lampwick] Uh-oh. Somebody better do something about that, quick!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Jan 28, 2003
[Sparky] Aye but what is it?(Through mouthful of
)
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 28, 2003
[[1]]
[Bahamut] Give it your best... I have a plan...
[[0]]!!!
*Vortex powers his energy blast. Bahamut rears back, and bellows:*
[Bahamut] RUBY!!! Your mother was a Midgar Zolom!!
[Ruby] WHAT!?!?!?
*Ruby WEAPON pops into existence. Unfortunately, he pops in right infront of Vortex...*
SHAKADOOM!!!!! 
[Ruby] That wasn't very nice...
[Ma Chao] Woo!!! 2,000 on the Red one!!! 
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jan 28, 2003
[Ribald] It's counting down to before it does a ridiculously uber-powerful attack on us all!!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 28, 2003
~whilst the WEAPON and Bahumut circle each other Eric sneaks up Vortex. Eric runs forward to the foot of vortex WEAPON and drives his sword through its foot with all his strength~
[Eric]Ahhhhgg
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 28, 2003
*Ruby WEAPON causally flicks him away.*
[Ruby] I'm beating this one up! Go find someone else to play with!
[Vortex] Umm... Ruby... I'm really sorry...
[Ruby] Don't worry about it.
[Vortex] So you're forgiving me!?
[Ruby] Hell no! Just go limp, it'll hurt less...
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jan 28, 2003
I'm countermanding everything since Wargamer brought in Ruby, since Vortex WEAPON is MINE, and you have no claim on controlling it anymore than you have on Ribald. 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 28, 2003
It's supposed to be mild humour. Ruby's the toughest WEAPON around, and so no-one would want to fight it. However, if it really bothers you, I suppose Vortex can be saved by a well-timed blast from the Armageddon Cannon... I'll leave it to you to blow Ruby up in some spectacular manner.
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jan 29, 2003
WEAPONs being WEAPONs, Ruby as compared to most other WEAPONs would just be your average boss fight (if WEAPONs were playable).
Get on with it!!!
Oh, sorry.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 29, 2003
So whats going on now?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 29, 2003
Umm... I think Ma Chao's buying a from that guy over there, near the pile of spare spears... Hope that helps.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Jan 29, 2003
[Sparky] Indeed it helps, help calm a rumbling stomach. Also does wonders for the working brain.
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jan 29, 2003
[[1]]
[Ribald] Um ... I think we'd better take cover!!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 30, 2003
~Eric jumps behind a dead dragon~
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- 381: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 27, 2003)
- 382: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Jan 27, 2003)
- 383: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Jan 27, 2003)
- 384: Dizzy the Void (Jan 27, 2003)
- 385: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Jan 28, 2003)
- 386: Dizzy the Void (Jan 28, 2003)
- 387: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Jan 28, 2003)
- 388: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Jan 28, 2003)
- 389: Dizzy the Void (Jan 28, 2003)
- 390: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 28, 2003)
- 391: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Jan 28, 2003)
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- 395: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 29, 2003)
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- 397: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Jan 29, 2003)
- 398: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 29, 2003)
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