h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can live Espers be summoned? We could use a sorceress in Hell...

'Fraid not. Only dead espers can be summoned.

I suppose it could work the other way round if you're in Hell, but you need Magicite to summon 'em, and only dead espers turn into Magicite.

Firstly, I'm not into monologues...
Secondly I'm not that desperate that I could be considered dying to join a current story.. and lastly, unless I have been reading all the wrong fantasy novels, the adventurers don't always start off together. They always meet people along the way.

Why summon an Esper, if you can just happen to meet one along the way...

Because if you want to summon something, and you've got Magicite, you don't need to know green magic. Or any magic of any kind.

That, and you'd have to come up with a reason as to why you're wandering about in Hell Though if you could...Ol' Snaed and I could use a bit of help right now...

Name: Dancer
Appearance: Human
Class: Cleric of Ya (pronounced Ja)

Reletively (to a cleric) strong, agile and stout, though completely unproffesional in anything related to combat.

Doesn't say much usually, but understands many languages.

BEAUTIFUL! First, though, please get an okay BEFORE joining a story, please? The hell one's okay, I guess...

Name: Rama

Race: Human

Class: Henchman

A large, quiet Egyptian looking warrior (think Pharoah's bodyguard from The Mummy). Limited speech but good tracker and can understand everything said to him (Tonto?). Uses basic sign language to indicate things to other people.

Uses large serrated scimitar in battle and tends to unnerve people due to general silence in battle.

Fine. We just need to have some more characters and a story...

Here's the story. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F65214?thread=114729&latest=1

Hi. I'm Darkman Shadow. I guess "ranger" will do for me. Or maybe "thief." I'm good with a couple dark spells. Human. Male. Probably weapon proficiency is a dagger. That sound good?

Great. Go to the story above.

pooch seems too optomistic to turn down. im with ya, you rehabilitated monster (no offense)
my character shall be named: pockets the summoner!
i will be a wizard who specializes in green magic (cuz im a SUMMONER)
i will pull my summoned thing out of my oversized front pocket

Gumby, the post you're replying to is on the /first/ page of this forum. So we need to wait a bit while I come up with another story...

Actually, I think he can join "A walk n the park" somewhere on the other end of the tunnel.

Yeah, sure, whatever.

Name: Indy
Race: Esper-- BUT I look like a fairy. I don't flaunt my magical powers unless I absolutely have to, so nobody can tell that I'm an esper just by looking.
Gender: Female
Class: None, in keeping with my fairy appearance.

I'm about a foot tall, with long unruly brown hair in two braids. I'm well-read and often surprise people with little bits of trivia that I've picked up (sometimes useful, sometimes not). My magical proficiency is yet to be determined, but since I'm really an esper it's probably pretty spectacular. I have a calico cat named Flossflower as a travelling companion/beast of burden/riding animal.

Cool, but why would you need a cat as transportation? s can fly.

But as Pooch will tell you, flying can be so wearing on the wings. Of course, since he's over six feet long there are few animals he could ride...

Plus s use pure magic to fly ...