h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

People who smell and people who don't smell.

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The opposite of that old joke.

I say, I say, I say, my dog's got no nose. How does he smell? Terrible.

The corny ones are the best.

Actually I realised your post can work both ways. A really good one.

Those who call them body boards or those who call them boogie boards?

Those who call it archeology and those who call it body-snatching.

Those who prefer front loaders or those who prefer top loaders?

Are we talking boulder-holders here?

Those who can read the Metaphysics of Morals and those who Kant.

Can you divide people into two types? is that using DNA ?

Men who wear boxers and those wearing Y fronts.

(I much prefer men in boxers..though it depends on styling of Y fronts)

Swallow or spit.....









.....when brushing teeth.

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Those who sleep right through the night and those who wake up every few hours

Those who sleep in some sort of night attire and those who sleep naked

suck or blow

Those who have red/green colour blindness and those with blue/yellow

soap or gel
=
hairy or smooth

?true or false?

Those who make sure their kitchen knives are razor sharp by sharpening the way Gordon Ramsey showed...or those letting them go blunt..

...or those hiring Gordon Ramsey to sharpen their knives, I mean what else is he good for?

Swearing?

Those who shave properly and those who are wowed by the latest Gilette advert.

Getting back to knife sharpening..Getting the art of that right and getting up to speed is very satisfying.

As is sharpening a chisel or plane blade on a stone. Keeping the angle right is an art.

Those that get off on acquiring the skill of sharpening and those who don't know what they are getting so hot and bothered about.