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Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Started conversation Apr 25, 2010
He's been waxing lyrical in the Hawkings/aliens thread* about how no aliens nor Nazis, nor Jesse Owens for that matter are going to take his bacon. Sounds like a challenge to me, one that hootizens are well capable of when no-one else is
I think we need a strategy though. And some volunteers. And maybe some 
* F19585?thread=7461344&post=95347838#p95344898
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Apr 26, 2010
Dare I ask where he keeps his bacon? We might have to stalk him again for a while to find out where the stash is.
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Apr 26, 2010
I agree Ivan, we need to disguise ourselves to be able to get near him though.
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 26, 2010
Oooh, camouflage! Does anyone know what skin 2legs uses?
I think finding out where he keeps his bacon is something for the Special Taskforce.
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Apr 26, 2010
I suspect he uses whatever skin is presented to him. 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 26, 2010
I was looking for something else entirely, but this has to be written my 2legs
http://media.photobucket.com/image/bacon/DanAllenYeomans/rampoffmagicalquadrilaterallandinba.png?o=2&sortby=sevendaysview
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Apr 26, 2010
That image will haunt me. Gnomic utterances and safety warnings, brought together by bacon. 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Well, as long as they're crispy and served with hash browns and baked tomato I'm in.
But beware of soggy bacon 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
IctoanAWEWawi Posted Apr 26, 2010
"Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?"
There's no way, given it relates to 2Legs, that that isn't a euphemism. What for, I do not care to contemplate. All I know is I want to be somewhere else when it happens.
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Hapi - Hippo #5 Posted Apr 26, 2010
yes, I want to be elsewhere as well, and I do want to read about it .. afterwards ..
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 26, 2010
Hands off! 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
highamexpat Posted Apr 26, 2010
Could be from Cockny rhyming slang Bacon & eggs = Legs.
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/bacon_and_eggs
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 26, 2010
I respect the right for everyone to eat their own bacon... But I'll defend my own bacon to the last 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 27, 2010
. . .just come around and make me a bacon sandwich please 2legs? I'd be ever so grateful 
I'll even make the cup of tea to go with it 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 27, 2010
Do we have our first collaborator? 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 27, 2010
no - I was trying to weaken his defences and steal the bacon from under his nose 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 27, 2010
Ah, very sneaky. You probably should have found a quiet corner to tell me that in. But hopefully 2legs will be too busy with his protection racket to notice 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 27, 2010
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
hygienicdispenser Posted Apr 27, 2010
I'll distract him with these links:
http://newsblaze.com/story/20090817132048rocc.nb/topstory.html
http://www.cvwine.com/gourmet/bacon/home.html
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sa_steve/4502636361/
http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/fleetwood-news/Bacon-thief39s-pledge-to-quit.6106550.jp
http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-downloads/
Somebody else sneak in and raid his fridge
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 27, 2010
Yeah, and use the bacon downloads link to replace the bacon, so you've got more time for the get away before 2legs realises.
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- 1: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Apr 25, 2010)
- 2: Ivan the Terribly Average (Apr 26, 2010)
- 3: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Apr 26, 2010)
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