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Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Rod Posted Apr 27, 2010
Gottit!
Oh, hello ossifer, is there a problem?
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 27, 2010
Nifty 
. What shall we do with it now? 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 27, 2010
Maybe we could ask for a ransom? 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 27, 2010
Yes! And then when he has the bacon back we can steal it again 
What shall we ask for? The 
perhaps?
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 27, 2010
perhaps - or maybe Greg the Chinchilla? 
Or both?
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 27, 2010
*the sound of a Chinchilla called greg laughing in the background* 
'hey Greg, you seen my dirty socks? I'm sure I left them round here in the large bacon-box-shaped-dirty-socks-box? 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Rod Posted Apr 28, 2010
The ossifer would have none of my excuses - reasons, maybe. Excuses, NO.
My court hearing is over. I'm fined a 
ing apology, five loaves, two fish, an amphora of water (with accompanying spell for 
). Oh, and a side of bacon.
So, 2legs, get your ayruss over here to collect.
Would you prefer the left or right side of that darn ?
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 28, 2010
I smell something fishy...
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Rod Posted Apr 28, 2010
So, kea, it was you arranged it then?
5 mins ago, the door...
"We're missionaries"
"No thank you, goodnight"
"Is there anything else we can help you with?"
- and I damn near asked for a fix for the water -> spell (it's not working).
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 28, 2010
It's a well known fact that 2legs wears bacon-socks.
I mean this kitty can tell us something . . .
http://www.blogadilla.com/img/bacon-lolcat-funny-pictures-kitten-is-excited-OMG-BACON.jpg
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 28, 2010
I haven't seen that photo of 2legs before.
Rod, I doubt that I arranged anything 
but I wish I knew what you were talking about 
Water --> wine spell.... you need some sugar and yeast
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Rod Posted Apr 28, 2010
Oh.
my post 21 then 27 then your 28 which I assumed... and then the missionaries' call, trying for a captive audience to practice on.
Sorry about that kea. Unless... Oh well. It's late anyway. G'nigh
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 28, 2010
. . .takes over the day shift . . .
I'll just stake out the gaff then - 
g'night Rod! 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 28, 2010
*returns with a large platter full of Bacon sandwichs and a jug full of dark porter stout 
Thought you might all need some refreshments 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 28, 2010
*arrives to find 2legs asleep on the floor cuddling an empty platter and a *
*steals *
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 28, 2010
*grabs the bacon back 
or is that grabs the back bacon.... or... grabs the back bacon back 
*leaps up to defend the bacon 
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 28, 2010
Lanzababy runs in and steals 2legs.
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Apr 29, 2010
Hey! If you steal him, he'll *never* get around to flying out here and visiting!
Unless you ship him.
Hm.
OK, carry on!
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 29, 2010
*wonders why 2legs grabbed the bacon and not the *
*pets <flyingpig*
Hello, little piggy. Don't worry, we'll look after you
Amy, do you want to hang on to 2legs while we figure out the ransom?
Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Apr 29, 2010
He hasn't been shipped yet--don't know where Lanza has'm.
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Who wants to have a go at stealing 2legs' bacon?
- 21: Rod (Apr 27, 2010)
- 22: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Apr 27, 2010)
- 23: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Apr 27, 2010)
- 24: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Apr 27, 2010)
- 25: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Apr 27, 2010)
- 26: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 27, 2010)
- 27: Rod (Apr 28, 2010)
- 28: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Apr 28, 2010)
- 29: Rod (Apr 28, 2010)
- 30: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Apr 28, 2010)
- 31: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Apr 28, 2010)
- 32: Rod (Apr 28, 2010)
- 33: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Apr 28, 2010)
- 34: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 28, 2010)
- 35: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Apr 28, 2010)
- 36: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 28, 2010)
- 37: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Apr 28, 2010)
- 38: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Apr 29, 2010)
- 39: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Apr 29, 2010)
- 40: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Apr 29, 2010)
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