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Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 101

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

If you measure from the top of scotland to the south coast of england on a map, the middle is roughly around what people call the 'north'.

Of england, maybe...


Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 102

toybox

In Germany it's easier. You see Hamburg? North of it is 'north', south of it is 'south', also known as 'Bavaria'.


Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 103

Effers;England.

Speaking as a soft southerner, anything north of the Watford Gap is 'up north'.

A friend of mine from Stoke once told me of her mate, Peggy, who claimed to eat southerners for breakfast.


Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 104

A Super Furry Animal

It's grim up North London.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 105

Elentari

It used to really wind me up at uni. All the Southerners called me a Northerner, and all the Northerners called me a Southerner. It's called the Midlands for a reason, people!


Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 106

fords - number 1 all over heaven

It's funny how even in Scotland if someone says 'up north' meaning the north of Scotland, it is almost always pronounced "oop norrrrth" even though the sheep botherers have their own language up there smiley - tongueout


Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 107

Taff Agent of kaos


no, no, no....
its t'up north
as the welsh speakers will agreesmiley - winkeye

smiley - bat


Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 108

Sho - employed again!

catch up post.
Yorkshire is Yorkshire. I don't buy into all this "South" business and have never used it. (likewise when I write to smiley - chef family in Middlesborough I also write Yorkshire.

Toybox: smiley - cross I do NOT live in lederhosendirndl land smiley - cross


Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 109

toybox

smiley - devil


Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 110

Sho - employed again!

oh that reminds me - I've got something for you, if only I knew what smiley - chef had done with it.

Now... what was that about me living in Bavaria?


Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 111

toybox

No no, I remember now, you live near the best city in NRW, which pretty much means the best city in Germany smiley - grovelsmiley - grovelsmiley - grovel


Replying to a letter from the prosecutions department of East Midlands Trains.secution.

Post 112

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

Went to Rocky Horror recently with Steve Pemberton narrating.. he got to the bit about the castle when an audience member shouted "It's a local castle for local people!", Steve Pemberton immediately screeched "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!" smiley - laugh

Any news from the ticket evildoers?

Started reading one of the links (Guardian I think), two comments from train staff - one relating a sarcastic comment to a customer (thinks is ok cuz of the amount of excuses they receive), and another stating he's not daft cuz he has an IQ of 169. smiley - laugh Sounded just like a forum troll.. "yeah well I'm not an idiot cuz I've got a really high IQ and pass lots of very clever tests" .. the usual rubbish.
Neither made generic train staff look any better at all!


Continuing further adventures in the land of the Democratic People's Freedom Republic of Eastmidania!*

Post 113

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.


After I get half-way to Sheffield for college, I receive a phonecall that all my classes for today are cancelled. So £5.40 wasted. Wonderful. I change platforms and get the next south-bound train which, happily is delayed by half-an-hour. smiley - cross

I alight at Chesterfield, and walk smack bang into another ad-hoc ticket inspection in the tunnel. smiley - doh

Don't Panic - this time I had my tickets , but I saw plenty of irate people remonstrating with staff (one guy was threatening to call the police) and off in one corner the people being interviewed by the "Revenue Protection Officers" Brought back memories.... smiley - bigeyes

Not this time being accused of something I didn't do, I took the opportunity to ask a few questions, such as 'how come there was no announcement of a platform ticket inspection made on the train?" Answer: "we are not required to." Interesting. I mentioned I'd fallen fowl of this after throwing my tickets away. "Doesn't matter if you can't produce a ticket when asked you'll be fined."

At this he directed my attention to a newly erected poster that had appeared in the tunnel, I tried to get a photo of it, but sadly the focus on my phone wasn't co-operating, so I hope you can make out most of it.


Here it is:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2616/4147024894_0d1864bc7e_o.jpg

So what you can make out of it, what do you make of this?

Is there one of these in your station?




*on the basis that anywhere with the phrases such as "democratic", "free", included in the title is not


Continuing further adventures in the land of the Democratic People's Freedom Republic of Eastmidania!*

Post 114

HonestIago

Had those in Liverpool and Manchester for a while now (I think Merseyrail might have pioneered it), but not made it to Bradford/Leeds yet.

I'd have directed the guy to the date on the poster.


Continuing further adventures in the land of the Democratic People's Freedom Republic of Eastmidania!*

Post 115

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

You noticed that too, huh? smiley - bigeyes

I wonder if that means they'll stop letting you buy tickets on board. (maybe)

I wonder if they'll be insisting on everyone pre-purchasing tickets before travel if they start having more than 2 out of 3 windows operating or either of the ticket machines fully functional. (who am I kidding?)


Continuing further adventures in the land of the Democratic People's Freedom Republic of Eastmidania!*

Post 116

HonestIago

Unless you use an unmanned station, yes. From now on you'll have to buy your ticket before you get on the train.


Continuing further adventures in the land of the Democratic People's Freedom Republic of Eastmidania!*

Post 117

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

That's what was pissing off the "I'll call the police guy" today. From what I overheard, he'd pre-booked his ticket but lost the booking slip. He was late (after searching for the ticket presumably) and resigned to purchasing a ticket on the train, which was on the platform as he was being held up by the staff who wouldn;t let him pass without the ticket he didn't have, and were insisting he re-ascend the stairs and queue up.


Continuing further adventures in the land of the Democratic People's Freedom Republic of Eastmidania!*

Post 118

Taff Agent of kaos

what happens when little jimmy is going on his first trip, and mam and dad take him to the station, carry his case and put him safely on the train?????, do mum and dad have to buy tickets to take him to the platform??

any news on your letter to them??

smiley - bat


Continuing further adventures in the land of the Democratic People's Freedom Republic of Eastmidania!*

Post 119

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

>>Unless you use an unmanned station, yes. From now on you'll have to buy your ticket before you get on the train.<<

Can the prophet open their third eye smiley - magic and foresee whether I should bring a hat on that Monday as the queues on the Monday will be out of the door....


Continuing further adventures in the land of the Democratic People's Freedom Republic of Eastmidania!*

Post 120

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

I think this hard-assed attitude is going to be rife with difficulty and conflict. smiley - 2cents

Derby station (one stop further south atfer Chesterfield) has ticket barriers like the tube does in London, you can't get *near* the platform without a ticket.


No word yet. Kind of anti-climatic really. I did ask for notification if I was being cleared so I'll chase that up at some point....


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