h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, they meant to say how much respect we have for I lot, us think.

"Will the real Reg Dwight please stand up, please stand up.... Oh, you are, sorry, I couldn't tell."


Geggs

I'm not Footbacon, I'm Tony Curtis

You are all Tony Curtis and Tony Curtis is me

So let me get this straight, all 6.5 billion of us only have 0.0000000153846154% (approximately) of space in Footy's brain. Isn't that a little on the cramped side?

He owns us all... We are imagined by him, just like DeeDee imagined his imaginary friend, what was his name, I can't remember

Jesus, Croz! Watch where you're putting your elbows!

Oi those are my 23 braincells. Your 23 are over there

I've only got twenty-two Not fair!

Today sesame street is being brought to you by the letter GARRRR and 23 brain cells

And lets not forget to thank our special guest Reg Dwight Yaaaaaayyyyyyy

I think I may be going insane in this membrane

I would appreciate it if all my personalities please took note that the brain they are occupying is a girls.

I'd also appreciate it if you wouldn't jump up and down too much, makes me feel lightheaded...

It's not us, it's Elton. He's doing 'Benny and the Jets' and he keeps jumping on the piano stool.

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Does that mean I have to stay clothed at all times? Even in the bath?

I think 'er upstairs is angling for cake.

Hums a Willie Nelson ditty.

<> You were always on my mind...</>

If Croz can be Willie Nelson, then I'm staying Gary Barlow!!! Do we have room for Reg and Gary's pianos and Willie's Guitar?

I can feel a Yo-Yo-Ma moment coming on.

Now where can I stick this Cello?


Sorry, what was that?

Is that possible?

9 minutes after my last post, I still have difficulties in mixing Yo-Yo-Ma and Willie Nelson I hope my other me would be kind enough to help me escape the confusion...

Nelson = Country

Yo-Yo = Culture

Culture is found in Country....



What else would you expect from MMF?