h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

dudeOpenyourmind you *are* 2legs and I claim my £5

Haven´t you heard the Rockafellas and the Bilderbergs have joined forces? They are now the Rockabillies.

You people can live in denial if you want but it's not going to serve you well in the next couple of years.

How dare you cast aspersions upon Cilla. Behind Cilla lurks Cliff.

Denial, isn't that a river somewhere Some place with pyramids maybe

>>They are now the Rockabillies<<

Yeah, but they've lost all of their class. They're now skanks.

There sure is...
An evil force behind all the malase that suffers through our indignant serbitude throughout the world.
but if for one minute, just one second of a minute, just one incy bit of a nanosecond of a second of aminute, think that by your plantive and varagasy scratching of the surface, belive, that you can reveal any underlaying truths your far far more mistaken than merely mistaken; you're very mistaken inseed.

We mere citizens of the global intercourse can not only not ever be allowed to find the truth, we're activity fed, and activey eat the untruths taht the holders of the true truth want us to belive.

by adopting, believing in, and expounding this untruth, you undermine the continual effors of the great underlord protector and their minions, in their quest to one day reveal the whole truth, the real truth, the true truth, not the untrue truth to which you claim is the truth truer than the true truth.

Deep menccing forces are as even we type, working, day and night, ensuring that our minds are modelded unto their accurate and descenreding gaze, to form the exacting minds they wish.

With such minds as we all have formed by the the duel action sof these rorces, we are helples to think anything other than which they want us to think, and thereby the so-called truths you expound can only b ethe lies, they want you to expound; further expansion of these untrue truths, further undermines the real truth of the true truth, and therby sets the cause back furhter and further.

ONly when cliff an dcilla reveal to you the numbers will you know the true truth.

You can't handle the truth. no one can handle the truth, cept, perhaps, Dave, of Chas and Dave.

That's it, I'm convinced.

Crikey I can't cope with all this new waking up I'm now suposed to now be doing...I've been spending enough time on getting ready for Jesus to come back I'm exhausted.

Don't panic, for jesus is but the cliff of a differnt name: we all have time to wash our hair, clean our nails, ahve a pddacur and get our heeds clear of evil thoughts of the unleven bacon pattys befor eit is time.
Anyone want a cake whilst we're waiting for odog?

Yes please 2legs, I'll have one of these

btw the only order lying on my doorstep is likely to be from that lovely gadgety magazine 'Betterware'

doncha love those weird things? There's always something you cannot possibly live another day without.

It would appear the OP has been nabbed by the lizards.

Fear not the lizzards for the lizzards fear thee, fear ones own eternal inability to be, don't fear the sweeper, fear the dust that remains, and don't fear the beer unless of course it rains

I have an overweling urge to find some utterly useless thing I can't live without...

Wait a sec, aren't we supposed to be worshipping at teh foot of teh holey throne of teh shrine of N I G H T H O O V E R

mini

2legs?

ooo.... But there are only so many pairs of handcuffs restraints and ... suchlike that is suitable for one person to own

Lettuce spry

The invisible hand of fate tethres us to the restrictive horizon of our limited allowance of thought

n i g h t h o o v e r

Lettuce surrender to the feeling

*nails hands to tree* nope, didn't do nuffing for me

Can't I surrender to Bloc Party? Their lead singer is far cuter than The Feelings.

We nyst akk ahsureender to the inemissible nessacrew of the lciff and the one true cilla