h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

damn he has said too much

i will have to yikes all the posts in this thread from here

everyone reading this, stay where you are and do not touch your keyboard, an agent will be with you shortly for re education and memory reassignment.

we know who you are

thank you for your cooperation

You forgot to mention, Todaymueller, that if 9/11 and 7/7 were a conspiracy of TPTB, then a very large percentage of the populations of the U.S. and the UK are a part of the conspiracy and nobody out of those millions has spilled the beans. Unless the idiots that made Small Change or whatever it's called were a part of the conspiracy as well. And, if these powers were able to pull of these huge conspiracies, why is it that the tinfoil hat bunch manages to go around for years publicizing the 'Truth' and yet no men in black 'disappear' them?

Surely, if they were able to bring down the Twin Towers, put a hole in the Pentagon (complete with all the airplane parts that might be expected from a terrorist attack), etc., they would be able to silence a few internet hacks who have an underlying ax to grind with their government and (admit it) the International Jewish Conspiracy (tm).

Dunno 2legs I cant see from under my bacofoil space ray protection helmet ! I think I can smell some camenbert though .

oh. I've with 2legs.

I'm not sure that it's ever happened before.

im not angry i was just asking ,, but what fact are u on about i have not seen any facts that that surport that 911 / 7/7 was carried out by some terror group what we have been told by our gov's keeps changing to suit they war on terror but then they admit that was a mistake or the camra's where down then they back up again or all the people that carred out 7/7 was killed when the bombs went off but they admit they were not ,, and we told the terror group's hate out way of life and want western base's of they holy ground so they fly in to the two tower's to get out force's out but then we send more force's over seas , history HAS allways shown that have never worked so why did thay not just hit our base's they wanted out ??? i mean think about it for one sec and keep a true open mind to both side's of any story. and then we got the WMD's , i do get they are people out they who hate the uk and the us, but history has shown that when a gov wants a way , ie ww1 ww2 korean war, vietnam war the uss liberty where all started By inside jobs.,.

you were warned not to touch your keyboard

stand away from the window and do not be alarmed by the entry of the S.W.A.T. teams

I havn't touched mine..... honestly

'but what fact are u on about'

ignoring for the moment the lack of writing skill . . .

The fact I was on about is simply that for 9/11 to be the inside job that the liars at 'Loose Change' are on about, something on the order of a few million people would have to be party to a conspiracy to murder thousands of people and *none* of those million have turned stooly in the eight years since.


Meanwhile . . .

I guy in a cave on the Afghan/Pakistan border has publicly claimed responsibility for a plot which could have been pulled off quite easily by a dozen or so teenagers with a delusional desire for martyrdom.

take out Occam's boxcutter and decide which model to accept.

Or, give in to your hatred of the government and your wide ranging misanthropy and blame the millions of murderous conspirators you share your country with.

I never said the world made sense , a lot of the time it does not . Are the security sevices incompetant a lot of the time , yes . They are only human they make mistakes . Does big business take advantage of any situation to make money weather its immoral or not , yes they do . I would like to change the world for the better , but I cant .
Its frustrating .
So I eat imaginery and drink imaginery with my internet friends to cheer myself up .

stop all this speculation

we will have our revenge for 9/11

all it takes is the turning of 2 keys and the holy of holys and most of mecca will be a radioactive smoking crater.

that should teach them..........NWO

You mean actually use the holy handgrenade ?

well go back to the start of 911 and new's post about from the Gov's
and media, go look for your self Do not take my word for it go LOOK for yourself and see the change of storys , like the guy in the cave first he deney's its then admits it why ??? and CIA have admited that they did set up Osama bin Laden's terror group but go check for your self.

Yes, of course!

The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch!


(this could go on a very long time.)

how do you use it??????????

(with a knowing wink and a nudge)

Top Ranking CIA Operatives Admit Al-qaeda Is a Complete Fabrication
by Mr. Charrington on January 7, 2008

BBC’s killer documentary called “The Power of Nightmares“. Top CIA officials openly admit, Al-qaeda is a total and complete fabrication, never having existed at any time. The Bush administration needed a reason that complied with the Laws so they could go after “the bad guy of their choice” namely laws that had been set in place to protect us from mobs and “criminal organizations” such as the Mafia. They paid Jamal al Fadl, hundreds of thousands of dollars to back the U.S. Government’s story of Al-qaeda, a “group” or criminal organization they could “legally” go after. This video documentary is off the hook…
just one of the facts u ask for would u like any more Sir lol

okay, rmacxd. certainly it was an inside job.

But the inside job that is generally described by your bunch is terribly elaborate, involving, as I mentioned, millions of conspirators, all of whom have remained silent.

As I see it, if it was an inside job, the only one that makes sense is this:

Dick Cheney calls up a dozen Wahabi fanatics (that's a redundancy, I know), gives them box cutters, plane tickets, and a brief outline of what to do. The rest is, as they say, history.

Seriously, either Osama set it up with a dozen Wahabis or Dick set it up with a dozen Wahabis.

Why does your sort insist on multiplying entities to absurd lengths?

There is absolutely no reason 9/11 could not have been pulled off by a dozen young men with box cutters. Why would these ultra-powerful lizard-Illuminati-Jews have bothered to make it more complicated (even to the point of planting all those obvious engine parts and airliner wheels [with serial numbers] in the Pentagon that was hit by a missile)?

Look, I know the world is more exciting if you and your buds are the Fellowship of the Ring ranged against the Dark Lord and all his Orcs, but, you know what? This world is messy. Sometimes the powers that be don't draw themselves up into two nice clear black and white good and evil lines.

I'm afraid there aren't a million Orcs arrayed against you guys. Only a few conspirators were necessary to pull off 9/11 (less for 7/7). Only a few, if any, survived.

And, on another tangent: Do you really believe that Bush wouldn't have invaded Iraq without 9/11?

(you forgot)

It's one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him!

Brother Maynard!

(right, that's from memory. Now I'll google, cut and paste)

Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
[singing]
How does it, uh... how does it work?
KNIGHT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
BROTHER: "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
KNIGHT: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]


http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

And, on another tangent: Do you really believe that Bush wouldn't have invaded Iraq without 9/11?,,, No as he have to have to surport of congres and votes that go to the floor for a vote
nice point but it not that easy just to go to war,,

Commenting on the possible role of Al Qaeda, Blair said, "Al Qaeda is not an organization. Al Qaeda is a way of working ... but this has the hallmark of that approach."

sorced from fox
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,162476,00.html

Arrr fox but still hmmmm

He went to war without the Declaration of Congress, you git!