h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lots to blame 2legs for today.

1. My Samsung tablet wouldn't connect to wi-fi, so it had to go back for repair. They got my address wrong when they sent me the packaging and paperwork so I could return it to them. I corrected the address on the paperwork, but they still sent the repaired tablet to the wrong address. I blame 2legs.

2. I got my tablet back today and I still haven't got it back to the way it was. I blame 2legs.

3. There was something else that I wanted to blame him for, but I've forgotten what it was so I'll blame 2legs for my lapse of memory.

Been absent a while so I should have a list

I blame 2legs for never ending supplies of festive goodies the dismal weather and snoring OH

I blame 2legs for my optic neuritis.

I blame 2legs for the fact that the 2015 Clangers is narrated by Michael Palin in the UK, but William Shatner in the USA! I bet he's brilliant!

I blame 2legs for my logging into Hootoo for the first time in months *and* I blame him for my resurrecting this thread just so I could blame him for the first thing.

I also blame 2legs for my being the first Researcher to think of posting in this thread today.

I blame 2legs for bringing old friends out of the woods and back to h2g2. Wait, that's a good thing! I blame 2legs for confusion.

I'm not blaming 2legs for anything on his wedding day.

I blame 2Legs for finding romance, love songs and love stories to be exceedingly boring.

I blame 2legs for the fact I must go back to work tomorrow.

I'd rather be at casa 2legs and eat and

buckets of eels.I blame 2legs for . . .

I blame 2legs for my inability to think of new puns to add to the pun thread.

I blame 2legs, and levothyroxin, and prednisolone and no testosterone or growth hormone, for my inability to think, my heart palpitations and my muscle weakness and pain, and for the huge amoutn of sausages I cooked this morning

I blame 2legs that I can't buy my airfare for next summer right now! And, if I could buy it now, I would probably blame him if the price went down at all afterwards, so the poor guy just can't catch a break

I blame 2legs for fabulusly good night's sleep, and for waking with sore/throat/infection/headache, and for accute decompensation, and for high dose steroids to avoid adrenal crisis, and for meds that make me more ill than well, and for averting disaster and hospitalisation
I also blame 1 2legs for the totally 'oh well' attitude that is all I'm able to raise in reponse anymore, to a potential hospitlisation and life-treatening medical crissis sausages and steroids fixed me this time for now

I blame 2legs for finding out that the General Sherman tree in Yosemite is not the oldest tree in the world after all, that there are at least two yew trees in the UK, one in Wales, one in Scotland, that are older.

But the General Sherman tree is still the biggest!

come on... the trees could just be lieing about their age... heck I keep telling the girl at the Drs when I go, and confirm my DOB..... that my birth year is 1996 I sometimes even get a laugh from her

I blame 2legs for Drs who won't do anything, and who won't listen, and for medication that makes me so ill I virtually lose the aiblity to walk and have to sleep all day until their afect wears off a bit

I blame 2legs for my very dry skin on my feet and for my very thick nails and nail fungus. My skin is so dry and thick and it looks like flaky pastry. I think I am turning into a snake.

I blame two legs for the fact that calluses on the soles of my feet are crumbling away in granules.

Later today I'll soak them for at least half an hour in epsom salts solution and give a good rub down with a dry wash cloth.

Exfoliate! - with something suitably course... I find my wooden foot file works well, if I've used the metal one first, if its got that bad to start.... then moisturise well... and repeat again the next day if needed

I blame 2legs for heart palpitations, hot flushes, sweating, muscle spasms, muscle pain, muscle cramp, muscle weakness, brain fog and cognative difficulities, and for the drugs that cause all of the above

I also blame 2legs for a fabulus evening out last night, with some random people W and I met online

blame 2legs for Trump....and thats not the verb but the "man" in inverted commas as hes one in name only...