h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for cold floors in house. Must find slippers or warm knitted socks if I'm not going to turn into ice

I blame 2legs for your angelic, obedient, gorgeous, humourous, clever, obedient submissive not being there, to warm your feet up

I blame 2legs for the boots that Sir bought me today and my giving into the logical idea of buying a sensible, warm, solid pair of boots, rather than spending a fotune on silly, probably not very well made, or long lasting boots although I still want those* boots too

I blame 2legs for the lack of proper wintery weather in the UK, which I look forward to eery year.

I don't necessarily look forward to it anymore! (err, since I started paying my own heating/fuel bill actually!), but... I do now own a pair of snowboots I blame 2legs for it being here tonight and my needing to go flip the termostat so the heating comes on...

I blame 2legs for and tiredness, and the need to set the alarm clock earlier...

Awwww... I b blame 2legs for your sub not being there to and look after you and......

I also blame 2legs for the jar of coconut oil, organic, and from basically the cooking section of teh supermarket, I bought today, and, how, it works just so fabulusly as a moisturiser

I blame 2Legs for my phone accidentally getting chucked in the council green waste tip and being lost in leaves and branches before I realised it had gone...

OMG! OMG! OH no! the horror, oh the horror!

I blame 2legs for it being cold, and my determination to conqur my cardigan fear today

I blame 2legs for hunger and for the lack of blames

I blame 2legs for my inability to concentrate in knitting as I keep on either dropping or adding stitches.

I blame 2 2legs for my cold feet and the amount of washing up I had to do this evening

I blame 2legs for the bruising damage I've done to one of my knees when running this week that now means I'm wearing a sports brace to be able to put any weight on it.

see... I tried to warn you... all this 'sport' and 'exercise' stuff... its just not 'natural'.... I blame 2legs for time.... where's the evenign gone? I've hardly got any reading done yet

I blame 2legs for my phone being stolen - this was the NEW phone I got to replace the one I accidentally contributed to council compost last week...

I blame 2legs for my panicked state whenever Christmas/Yule comes around very year and all that I need to buy and wrap, as I am very bad at wrapping and all the card writing to do as I have very weak right wrist and get writers cramp after writing out four cards. I blame 2legs for my chronic sinusitis and my chronic fatigue and for getting ear worm in my ears (I also have itchy ears) due to listen to shop music and all the winter themed songs.

I blame 2legs for 5:30 mornings and five hours on a train to work for six hours. Stop it, please.

I blame 2legs for kitchen walls

I blame 2legs for being totally disorganised, especially at Christmas time, when I am doubly disorganised with half the energy due to stiff, painful joints and limbs. I blame 2legs for me over eating today at the Christmas lunch at the pub and at the Christmas party today. Simba my cat is not impressed at all and he told me that he blames 2legs for the lack of decent cat toys for him to play with.

I blame 2 Legs for Christmas, and all the fuss, coming way too swiftly.

We should all have two or three more weeks to get prepared

2 Legs is obviously ripping pages from our calendars in an attempt to control our lives.

F S

I blame 2legs for the weather. In particular, the way it's windy and raining when I need to empty the garage so I can construct the new shelves for the brewery in there this week, ready to brew first thing in the new year.