h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for sleigh bells.
Adverts, shops, bars, every enclosed space with a speaker is infested with the sound of the wretched things. Go in the pub for a pint and they put on a double CD where every single track has the underlying 'chink chink' of them. Apparently this repetitive aural irritant sounds 'christmasy' and is supposed to get me to spend more money.
Well it does make me want to drink more so maybe it is a successful ploy.

I blame 2legs for my extensive, unpresidentided good behavior, and sobriety on my trip away and for my being such an obedient submissive and not at all just saying that to try and recieve praise or reward... err... much

I also blame 2legs for the horrible weahter whilst I was away and for one of my best friends I met up with, being in a bad 'place', and my not really knowing how to help him
I also blame 2legs for my not being able to fly to the TSL to stock in food, clean, do housework, fold and wash laundry, and make the place all nice and loverly, and cook nice food for DQ

Furthermore I blame 2legs for my need to go unpack my rucksack... but... somehow the idea of making another cuppa tea, seeiming far more appealing

I definitely blame 2legs for not being in TSL when I come after a looong day at work.

He should be here cooking dinner for me.

yes... I should... I blame 2legs for spatial temporal problems

I also blame 2legs for coconut smelling shower products

I don't know, off hand, what to blame two legs for, but I'm sure if I put my mind to it I can think of something.

Blame him for the fact that you can't think of anything to blame him for. I know I have!

Maybe I should simply blame him for feeling too lazy to put myself to the effort of thinking up something to blame him for.

I blame 2legs for my difficulty in finding subjects to write in my journals as well as the energy to write them.

I blame 2legs for messy Lair

Been down South working for a week and a half. Came home an hour ago to a Lair not in order. Son #2 and his friend live here, rent free in return for taking care of the Lair Cats. They're supposed to keep the Lair in order.

They don't. Cleaned one bath, washed a dirty mat found in kitchen (where I don't have mats), revived Mac so I can listen to music.

Now back to house cleaning...

that's so unfair! and... I blame 2legs for your sub not being there to do the housework and laundry

I blame 2-legs for how whenever I post something nobody posts in that conversation for the next few days!

I blame 2-legs for online games interfering with my homework.

I blame 2legs for me being totally disorganised in preparation for Christmas/Yule celebrations and for my inability to perform magic like in Harry Potter to help me with my daily tasks.

I wish I had the organised Bilbo Baggins but except he is not a real person, which I blame 2legs for.

I blame 2legs for curry. Last night.

I blame 2legs for my apathy/procrastination. I have lots of things I should/could be doing, but I can't be bothered to do any of them.

I blame 2legs for time going too fast and for heavy rain with accompanying hard winds.

I blame 2legs for teh that the weather has turned into here, the last few days and I also blame 2legs for bruised

I blame 2legs for the weather he´s having there, while here we´ve suffered hot winds from the Sahara, and it´s November!!!

I blame 2legs for early flights. I must get up in 5 hrs to catch the flight to the Temporary Southern Lair, and I'm not even in bed yet!

I blame 2legs for my not being there.... to help make the possibliity of any sleep even less likely

I also blame 2legs for the vast amount of lying over the ocuntry you have to do now