h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for all the fuss some people make over/about the festive period and for the over-excessive consumerism and OTT spending and, for the gifts I bought, for Sir, still not having arrived... or even been dispatched, and quite possibly, not made, yet I also blame 2legs for websites that don't give tracking information for parcels you've sent to Sweden and, most especially I blame 2legs for Cliff Richard having been posted

I blame 2legs for the fact that I'm so out of shape that even exercises for 'beginners' tire me quickly. I tried various routines this morning, trying to find something to suit my level of fitness. I exercised for about 30 minutes in total, and now I'm whacked, to put it mildly!

Yoga.

Are you blaming 2legs for yoga, or suggesting it as an alternative to aerobic exercise? If the former, that's fine; he seems pretty . If the latter, yoga may help get me more supple and improve my posture, but it doesn't do anything for cardio-repiratory fitness.

Hey! That's another thing I can blame 2legs for! Yoga won't help me get as fit as I want to be, so that has to be 2legs fault.

I blame 2legs for the dream last night where I was snogged by Nigel Farage.

I blame 2legs for cold floors and subsequently cold feet

I blame 2legs for my not being there to warm your feet

I also blame 2legs for the coconut bodywash/showergel, coconut exfoliating scrub, coconut hair conditioner, and coconut oil, I used today on myself - I therefore also blame 2legs for my smelling so much of coconut

I blame 2legs for the lack of blames.

Hoopy Holidays!

".....but it doesn't do anything for cardio-repiratory fitness."

I blame 2legs for people not knowing physical yoga, particularly the camel posture, the boat... and other similar ones.

I also blame 2legs for me not knowing the proper names of the yoga postures/asanas.

And for my use of English, I´m not sure how to say all that much better , I think it´s for the refrain "I blame 2legs" that constrains my weak syntax, I blame 2legs for all that.

I blame 2legs for the letter, from the royal mail, telling me of a customs charge, I have to pay, on a gift someone has sent me from overseas.... and, for the 'handling c charge, being £8 on top of the customs fee

I also blame 2legs for the letter, from the NHS; telling me my appointment, to have a scan, on the 2nd January is canceled (one of the main reasons I'm home now, and not later, on, after new year). I blame 2legs for the subsequent phonecall to the number provided, revealing the reason for the cancelation; my GP booked me in, to have a scan, with a 'clinic' that doesn't do the type or nature or something, of scan, for which I need to have done I also, blame 2legs, for despite such facts, the person on the phone, wahnting to know if I wanted to book another appointment, with the clicic that doesn't do the type of scan I need, to have a scan sod it... if I can't get any sense out of the Surgery on the phone tomorrow (or this afternoon), I'm going to buy a scalpule or at least a new blade for the box knife, and removing the offending 'lump' from my person

I blame 2legs for my heavy cold, and for my continuous sneezing,and for being so tired and run down. I also blame 2legs that the combined worlds of Middle Earth and Harry Potter have not become a reality yet.

I blame 2legs for CD recording programs that make every minute of a 41 minute, 41 second message as a separate track But, hey, at least that makes 42 tracks! And splicing them together turned out to be fairly painless.

I blame 2legs for a cold sore which is very annoying.

I blame 2legs for too many choc biscuits after a large bowl of game stew, and Polish dumplings

I blame 2legs for international chastity day, next month

I blame 2legs for the hibernation of this thread.

I do also blame him for the Nerverending Indian flu

well... if your blaming me for the flue..... I'll blame me for lympohma

I also blame 2legs for gorgeous underwear items one recieves in teh post, along with necklace and... 'easter egg'

Very strange.

I hadn't seen this one in a while and it just came up today.

Which reminds me of a possible clue to the 2legs mystery.

Tardigrades hatch from the egg with 4 legs, pick up an additional 2 on the first moult and emerge from the second moult with 8.

I blame 2legs for the disappearance of this thread... because he... got distracted... and... stuff.... by... things

I blame 2legs for my inability of focus due to me being constantly distracted by outside noises and other things and for being neurodiverse and not understanding neurotypical people. I blame 2legs for not being able to access a local social skills training group. I blame 2legs for my difficulties in operating the notepad's inbuilt mouse.