h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs that I had to choose between having to get up early enough to catch a bus at 7:07am and actually getting to eat lunch on the day I'm going through York to Edinburgh from Wand'rin's home.

I blame 2legs for the contradition in the idea taht we are just but living in a simulation of reality, demonstrating that knowledge or belief in such might possibly disprove itself pah... reality... I also blame 2legs for the humidity again today

I blame 2legs for the intermittent vertigo that I suffer from. It reared its ugly head again yesterday. I don't know what causes it but the symptoms match Menière's Disease.

I blame 2legs for me not being able to cope in the heat and for the inability in keeping and not looking very . I blame 2legs that I went to the hairdresser for a light perm and now I look like Riversong .

I blame 2legs for the horrible heat during the day today, giving way to a gorgeous nice cool 'spring like' evening... and for the pub being the only thing to do on such an evening I also blame 2legs for tomorrow being the third day on a row, I'll have been to the gym...

I blame 2legs for PaperKid turning 14 tomorrow. 'Tis also his fault that I need to make lots of fudge so that Tom has product to sell at the farmer's market the 3 weekends I'll be in the UK, and only a week to make it! (The eighth day being needed to make sure it's all cut and wrapped, and to be sure I have enough labels...) I especially blame him for all the samples I need to cut!

I further blame him that I need to buy some clothes for my trip, even if I haven't been shrinking as fast as he has.

14?! but... no... that just seems impossible! - I so don't get 'time' anymore
I blame 2legs for the fun I had today at the gym, doing stuff in the great outdoors, visa the park area near the gym I was bouncing about in, skipping, jumping, hopping, jogging, stretching and doing all manner of other things most often not what I'd expect me to do in public including crawling and rolling on the grass

Why did you send the wind as the sun went down, 2legs? It was lovely and warm when the party started at 7pm...

I blame 2legs for my not being able to sleep last night due to the noise of the rain falling and being very humid. I also blame 2legs for not being allowed to drink because I am on pain meds.

but... but.... are pain meds!
I blame 2legs for my forth day in a row at the gym and for tiredness

I blame 2legs for the inevitable rain at the Manchester meet this Saturday.

Your not going to be there are you?! so unfair I blame 2legs for my not being at the Manchester meet this Saturday

Yep. I blame 2legs for 2legs presumably not being at the Edinburgh meet the following weekend either.

I blame 2lwegs for me not being at meets anymore and not being allowed to drink excessively anymore and... not being who I used to be, or feeling real anymore I also blame 2legs for me, genuinely not being sure If I'm me anymore stupid ing reality c

I blame 2legs for an absolutely wonderful production of Twrlfth Night.

I blame 2legs for my never having been to a production of twelve night

It was 2legs that let the dogs out.

I blame 2legs that using Google Maps to find the left luggage place in York (unaffiliated with the station) gave meca first direction of, "Turn southwest". I guessed wrong. By the time I found my way back to the station (pulling my luggage behind me) over an hour had passed, and I'd thoroughly missed the tour I'd had 45 minutes to make... Checking the left luggage place's website, the directions clearly said turn right. Doing so made things much simpler, as once out of the station proper, Left Luggage was visible *headdesk*

Sorry to hear that, Amy. 2legs certainly has a lot to answer for.

I blame 2legs for X-rays and spicey mushroom and rice.