h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i blame 2legs for the fact that its nearly one in the morning and i have just made salsa tofu for the first time in months.

T'was about five inchs long
And went rahter well with the pittabread and cheese and the pickled onions I then felt impelled to eat I blame 2legs for eating at gone 1 AM

i blame 2legs for how yummy my salas tofu was! i kinda want more! i blame 2legs for the fact that i was asleep for four hours earlier, meaning i am unlikely to sleep tonight!

I blame 2legs that my last blame was so close to the end of the last page, meaning I'll likely get no sympathy

I blame 2legs that it's 0120 and I've been all this time playing with Mind Mapping software.

i blame 2legs for not understanding amy p's last blame despite seeing and reading it twice now!

Think she mighta broke a big platter

Yeh, shame about breaking that I've done well in not ever breaking much cept for a few glasses ;- Broken pletny of other things in the house though mind...
I blame 2legs for unrepaired monitor speakers, and dodgy hifi things and for the time

I blame 2legs for the heat wave in this town, and particularly the damage it is doing to our walnut tree, which at least the top half is English, and maybe 2legs ought to have a little sympathy for. Or not, what do I know? Further, I blame 2legs for the general failure of sympathy in Amy P's direction for her cut finger and broken platter. Finally, I blame 2legs for the piles of paper which I have no idea what to do with, but am shredding, filing or ignoring rather indiscriminately.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I've now had to start a new voting thread to decide on the London Meet date - either 1st or 8th November. And if people don't get over there and vote, it'll be his fault too!
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I blame 2legs that I'm still playiong with 'Mindomo' (Mindmapping programme) and can't get it to print out properly (low resolution + all the formatting info about Size, Paper format, Margins) all being printed down the right hand side

I blame 2legs for the last time I used mind mapping software all I got was a blank print out, with a big 'squiggle' in the middle with the label 'here be dragons'

i blame 2legs for not realizing the value of a map that tells you where there be dragons.

I blame 2legs for my still being able to play metal/heavy metal/thrash guitar even though I've not played that kinda stuff for yonks and for my sorely being tempted to record an awful metal/thrash type song ... just because I can
I blame 2legs for soundcards that suddnely go all mono

I blame 2legs for not playing more thrashy metal, and for it sounding like it'd go awfully well with the lyrics my friend wrote after a weekend at Donnington beinf flown over by lots of aeroplanes: Birds Of Steel...

(it's a very bad good song, so cheesy it needs real metal guitars to carry it off!)

I also blame 2legs for me telling a man that I'm worth everything he'll have to do to keep me, and if he doesn't step up I wont wait around... And for him not laughing in my face. He must be soft in the head, I tell ya.

I blame 2legs for and

I blame 2legs for someone giving me what seems a good enough reason to actually record this metal/thrash/rock song err... might take a while though I've cable trubbles until tommorrow, and tommorrow might not resolve them, depending on A weather they're delivered tommorrow, and b[ weather I'm still here when they attempt to deliver actually if I take the 2 stereo 1/4 outs through a pair of mono 1/4 to 1/4 jacks, and run them into the 1/4 incs, then I'll free up the phono ins, so I can run teh 3.5 MM to RCA/phono lead into the other set of inputs... don't think it'd give full stereo through the 0404 as the mono 1/4 I'm not sure how they'd take the signal from the stereo 1/4 outs... but at least eh guitar, which is through the tone port on th e 3.5 MM to RCA connection would be in stereo..... actually, that oughta work.
I blame RH for my now having to crawl under the desk

*gasp*

2legs! What on earth are you doing under my desk!? Hey! That tickles!

I'm.... busy... and... wel.... ya know....
I blame 2legs for innuendo

I blame 2legs for my ticklish feet.

But, if I do this, and then... this,... that isn't ticklish is it?
I blame 2legs for feet and for the hospital just answering the phone!!!!!!! and for my appointment being this* Thursday and for this meaning I relly* oughta do some work today