h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for giving me such an opening for my mentioning airfare as his mentioning vacation time

I blame 2legs for early morning flights, alarm clock to wake me up at 4.15 am, unpacked suitcase, no internet until Sunday evening and four long days of work abroad in front of me.

I also blame 2legs for this meaning I must w*rk all weekend and then all next week as well. 12 days in a row with no chance to sleep late.

I blame 2legs for potatoes.

RF

I blame 2legs for Mr potato head, and my only having about three or four days holiday at the most that I might be just about able to eek out to an eight day break if I time it right with weekends and my days not at work

I blame 2legs for me finally packing the suitcase, and now being hungry.

I'm still awake and nowhere near the bed, which entirely must be 2legs fault.

I blame 2legs that that's a reasonable excuse he has there, darn it.

I blame 2legs that queen's trip is for w*rk and not for fun (like a micromeet--we'd easily be able to squeeze in a meet with HN, too, since she and I live (relatively) near each other)

I blame 2legs for my not finishing work until 1.30 AM and for there being a lot more work tommorrow, but the added bonus of my Brother being over late evening to stay overnight

i blame 2legs for potato salad not saying it had milk products in it and my being because of said potato salad.

I blame 2legs for this dratted head-cold, and for the 12-hour cold medicine that I took 11 hours ago quitting before its 12 hours were up.

Write to the cold medacine company, and complain, tell them you want 1/12 of your money refunded (I bet if you actually did that they'd send you some more for free ).
I blame 2legs for the magic carpet and its yellow footprints, for the tourbus and for the sanguine sofa of bliss.

I blame 2legs for me putting my request for a into the wrong thread, and thereby possibly missing the deadline

I blame 2legs for hunger, the smell of chips with salt and vinegar belnging to other people and lack of slaves rubbing vicks into my chest to relieve my cold...

At least I can still smell the chips. I guess.

I blame 2legs for Cajuns and the fact that they seem to be having so much fun on my radio this morning whilst I have a headache!

i blame 2legs for my letter being read on CBC yesterday, and me being out of my office so i didnt hear it, and my friends calling me and telling me about it. Sigh.

I blame 2legs for 24 hour allergy medicine that would only last 23 hours. I blame him for not thinking of writing to the medicine company and asking for 1/24 of my money back.

I also blame 2legs for (knock on wood) not suffering from allergies for the past few years, and not having to take 23 hour allergy medicine.

I blame 2legs for the lions, the romans and the USB sockets on my PC

is that a USB socket, or are you just glad to see me?

No, it's a

I am here to blame 2legs for a vicious, nasty, despicable thing!

For it was legs that allowed my mum to eat one of my Easter eggs! I'd been saving it too!

fluffylump, you should leave home.there's no excuse for that, even if you can blame 2legs for it. i blame 2legs that easter is still... a long way away.

She was on day release.