h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've eaten many many differnt things which were out of date:
Cheese.
Butter.
Egs.
Bacon.
Ham/cookedmeat/salamietc.
Smoked salmon.
Tinned beans, spagetti, soup, tomatos.
Opened jars of mayo/onions/pickle/mustard/sauces/pastes/etc.
Fresh chicken (if it passes my sense of smell and its meat I cook it and eat eit whatever* it says on teh label).
I've also eaten:
Undercooked partialy frozen in the middle; Fish fingers, beef burgers, sausages, fish portions in batter/crumb, chicken kievs, chicken steak/fillet portions, Pizza.
Plus, slightly dubious items including:
Left over kebab (two days old), left over curry (up to five days old), left over chinese takaaway (three days old), left over stea/homecook stuff, upto a week old : often this has been stuff not* kept in the fridge...
and. I've never had food poisening... Mind, I can drink solidly for 64 plus hours mixing beer, lager, spirits of all kinds, red and white wine, cider, and cocktails etc., without eating anything/hardly anything, and nothing more than a glass or two of water, without having an upset stomach
Mind... Wish they'd built the rest of my body as rugardly as my digestive system

I blame 2legs for long days at work and for the robot pony chipmunks.

I blame 2legs for Robot Ponies carrying me off in my sleep tonight. it's inevitable!

I blame 2legs for the robot chipmunk pony meme taking root and proliferating!

I blame 2legs for the metal Robot chipmunk pony revival :: http://www.zshare.net/audio/18492113a1e0d327/

I blame 2legs for sore backs when I can't take what would actually help Darn unsafe-for-pregnant-women-over-the-counter medicines

I blame 2legs for getting home from work/school/work after 9pm and eating dinner late.

i blame 2legs for interviews and sleeplesness and him not being online when i want to ask him something!

Interviews: Congratulations, li'l !

Oh yeah, it's the blame 2legs thread, not the congratulate minicheesemouse thread. Okay, I blame 2legs for having a life outside of h2g2, and not being at our beck and call when we wish to blame him. And also for ducking the responsibility we were trying to foist off on him on the who should be president of the world talking point.

i blame 2legs for the fact that my alarm will go off in an hou and that i nave only had 2 hous sleep. i am now eating cereal and drinking for which i blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for bondage pony ganster raps ::
http://www.zshare.net/audio/18536010f91e29c5/
and for the amount of laundry I've done today and my needing to get ready quick and head to the pub

I blame 2legs that I just posted a tech question here in Ask, and that, when I looked to see who's online, none of the computer folks I know of are online And it's not even my machine I'm asking about, so it's not like I can just implement any help any time I want to.

It is clearly 2legs's fault that the first night this week I got home before dark was last night. Therefore, 2legs was undoubtedly personally responsible for my garden's neglect. So, I blame 2legs for the two giant nasty mutant inedible crook-neck squash that went directly from vine to compost heap.

I blame 2legs for a my waking up at 1:00 p.m today, and that I haven't changed out of my pajamas

I blame 2legs for badgers suddenly appearing on a certain music related web site...

I also blame 2legs that he is handcuffing a pony to a bed

wot else would you do wiv a

I blame 2legs for the Bovarian robot chipmunks trying to take my pony, and this necessitating handcuffing to the bed the pony, for its own safety.
I also blame 2legs for the Illanoi enema bandit.

I blame 2legs for the dream i had, which involved a phone conversation with 2legs!

even.

I blame 2legs for lynx waking me up around 4 o'clock every morning trying to convince me 1'm a lady in need of wooing... I definitely blame 2legs for not informing said that after the visit to the vet's he's not supposed to woo any ladies - specially NOT the Mistress of the Lair