h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my girlfriend being away and my phones filling up faster than Paul "Gazza" Gascoign when being sent off!

I blame 2legs for me being missed, and I blame 2legs for me having to wait until tommorow before I can join her.

I blame 2legs for me smelling SO damn good today!

I blame 2legs for splashing out on the most gorgeous perfume in the world and my addiction to just the lightest dab in the most important places...

I want to eat myself up and *that* is his fault too!

I blame 2legs for me reading that! And for "having thoughts."

I blame 2legs for Fluffylump's imagination...

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... blames 2legs for this lecherous thought.

i blame 2legs for me having vaguely erotic thoughts about Robyn. and i'm heterosexual. and a girl... oh my

i blame 2legs for me not understanding the last sentence, maybe it's my wide eyed innocence or maybe i just wasn't paying attention to the subtle eroticism.

i blame 2legs for the word eroticism.


i blame 2legs for all words that end in cism, apart from prism of course. (the 'c' is silent and invisble)

I blame 2legs for turning everybody into great big pervs

I blame 2legs for leading at least, 3 normally clean-living Researchers totally astray!

I blame 2legs for wild imaginations... I dont where *they* thought I was putting my perfume...

I'll you 'til the bluebells
Have lost their perfume

i blame 2legs for me being here instead of doing work. i blame 2legs for being led astray into a land of sordid imagery.

definitely hope the word priapism is in that list of 'isms' It's 2legs' fault, whether its there or not. (for you men, of course. I'm still a girl)

Aaarghhhh. . Crosses legs.

i blame 2legs for not striking the word priapism from the dictionary. i also blame 2legs for me having to add that word to the 'ism' list even though it was 'cism' and there isn't and invisible 'c' in it!

i blame 2legs for making me think that the word list was ism, not cism, and having to make people cross their legs and stuff. and i blame 2legs for priapus having done whatever he did to have that word created for him.

I blame 2legs for those erotic thoughts he just had as a result of somethign that was his fault
I blame 2legs for my really being in the mood to do work, doing a load of preparatory reading, and then spending two hours playing the new bass guitar which unexpectidly arrived a bit after 1 PM

i blame 2legs for not posting a journal about his new guitar yet!

i blame 2legs for being a bassist. i blame 2legs for me being a bassist. i blame 2legs for any words ending in 'ist' and that exludes mist as in 'i just mist my bus, dang it!'

i blame 2legs for the word dang!

I blame 2legs for just posting a journal about the bass.
I blame 2legs for being more of a guitarist ahan a bassist and not much of either really