h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for ice lollies and lack of return calls from people I'm concerned about. I also blame him for camping trips no doubt *after* the good weather, and for not knowing what to buy people for their birthdays...

I also blame 2legs for all the confusing feelings you get when you think you like someone and know they feel the same but dont know if you can be with that person for reasons of lifestyle choices and attitudes to themselves...

I blame 2legs for a red in need of a new home and me responding to that message. I also blame 2legs for being in doubt if I really need a new in my life.

I blame 2legs for some* women talking in gibberish.


* That's some, not all. Most of 'em really, but I blame 2legs for me having to whisper this bit.</>

Ohh is that the time, must dash.

I blame 2legs for thinly vailed things and squidgy marzapan.
Furthermore, I blame 2legs for the lousy summer so far; wet cold and autuminal, suddenly haveing turning in to a horrid hot humid sticky thing instead can't we have somethign in the middle?
I blame 2legs for the inprecision of cableing

I blame 2legs for little girls who say they want an sandwich just like Mommy just finished eating, but who change their mind as the egg is flowing into the pan...

I blame 2legs for the disappointing fact that the Open University website doesn't play the scary tune* every time you visit it.

*This scary tune: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OMrbxYrMmOc

Ooo a sandwich
I blame 2legs for EV making me click on that link, and the resultant nightmares I shall thereby endure tonight

I blame 2legs for me having nothing better to do than send Emails half way round the world

I blame 2legs for auditors (The Auditors???), stress and broken exhaust pipes!

I blame 2legs for prospective new Lair living far out in the wilderness (i.e. remote village) without access to .

I also blame 2legs for The Auditors- and their brief spell in the UK top 40 with their one hit wonder
I blame 2legs for E-mails, work, and the temp rising since I've been up and for crumpets, butter and cheese

In this weather, 2legs?!

I blame 2legs for making me feel even more hot and bothered than I was before, and purely by eating foods I cant stomach on a day like today!

It was the crumpets or nothing for lunch : I'm off away tommorrow for the weekend so didn't want to have to buy a fresh loaf of bread just to let it go off whilst I'm away Tommorrow before I get the train I'll go to the bakery and get a filled baguette, probably something like tuna with salad, or maybe mixed cheese/cold meat soemthing.... not a breckfast roll as the weather is too hot for egg and bacon and sausage
No idea what I'll eat tonight unfortuantley when I did my grocery shop I didn't see this hot spell coming and so everythign I have in requires a fair bit of cooking time
I blame 2legs for inpredictable weather, the horrible cheap nasty cigarettes I had to buy yesterday (which I've nearly finished Thank BoB), for my needing a shower, needing to go out and buy some smokable cigarettes, and needing to put my clean laudnry away before being able to whoer, and for my needing to shower before I go to the shops, and for my probalby then needing another shower later and for lack of salad matterial in the house and for tiredness lethergy and the weahter not helping with tiredness, and for my needing ot pack my bag today, and for the work that is mounting up to be done next week

i blame 2legs for making me have a question in my head about how can 2legs blame himself for everything he's listed?
I blame 2legs also for making me want a baguette, when i'll go out for lunch, and there will just be square fish and chips available. Or a salad. i blame him for the salad, too.

I blame 2legs for busy weekends and potential debauchery

i blame 2legs for making me jealous of robin's busy weekends.

I blame 2legs for lostmonalisa not joining in the fun. Weston for the heli day tomorrow, clevedon for punk giggage tomorrow night then sometime sunday, up and out to the cinema for some Dark Knight action!!!

Roll on sunday night, I'll be exhausted which will give me a chance to watch tonight's Masterchef

There are hours set aside among that for the potential debauchery

I blame 2legs for lack of debauchery.

I blame 2legs for my parents settling in Canada instead of Britain, where i could more easily participate in hootoo's goings on.