h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the rain (AGAIN 2legs) and the fact i am going to have to go and clean the bathroom and the washing is done and it's too wet to hang it out.

I blame 2legs for the strange muscle groups affected by carrying tables whilst wearing very high heels!

I blame 2legs for men, confusion and mixing the two...

I blame 2legs for the difficulty of arc-welding whilst wearing high heels and stockings.
I blame 2legs for tiredness, sleepyness, brain fog, and lethergy, and the three days worth of work that I've not even made a seiorus start on yet this week... and its Friday....

I Blame 2legs for the mathmatical difficulty of trying to work out how to fit three days work in to a single day

I blame 2legs for unusual nice and sunny weather and me having to work another week before vacation

i blame 2 lgs for the fact that i jumped off a pier into a loch yesterday.

I blame 2legs for www.floor42.com being down for maintence for entirely too long!

I blame 2legs for the large box of chocolate chip muffins that has just appeared.

I blame 2legs that it took forever to make my new introduction. It is done now though and looks pretty.

I blame 2legs for continued confusion, odd aches and pains and RSI from filing and logging tachographs until I go funny-eyed...

I blame 2legs for the fact that Harry the Minnow bit me after I tried to discipline him. and all because i decide i need some backup on the quest to find his nose. how rude!

i blame 2legs for exceedingly pink cakes and aving to clean up icing. i also blame 2legs for sore fingers and the burn on my arm.

i also blame 2legs for cheese

I blame 2legs for it being too late for me to just play the cuica quite so loudly accompanying some quite loud drums from the speakers
I mainly blame 2legs for lodger being so noisy in the front room with the moovie he's watching,a nd this meaning going to bed isn't a thing one can easily consider doing yet

I blame 2legs for me having to work another day and a half before vacation and for grumpy old male co-workers.

I blame 2legs for the announcement on the radio news this morning on the very* poor retail/economic growth in the past month, lowest since some time in the 80's; the way they said it its like its all my fault; I really can't buy any more guitars electrical items, homeware and CDs and beer and food than I already am
I blame 2legs for my living on a noisey street

I blame 2legs for leaving my jeans on the bedroom floor *, me standing on the belt buckle and now having a hole in my foot suitable for parking a Boing 747 in.











* 2legs and I don't have access to each others bedroom. But because I was reading 2legs post, I went to bed late, tired and in a manner that meant not putting things away properly. It's entirley 2legs fault, and nothing to do with my own self being a) lazy and b) stupid for not looking where I put my feet.

And that would be a Boeing 747!

See, do you see 2legs what YOU are doing to people! It's your fault people don't preview post, but just rush to respond to your words.

2legs when, oh WHEN will you have more consideration, sat there with your humour, and fun, making people happy and glad. It's about time you stopped all that, what are you, some kind of evil genius?(!)

747



Could be an uncomfortable flight though.

I blame 2legs for the number of E-mails I have and for the number of important* E-mails I still have after deleting all the unnecessary/unwanted E-mails...
I blame 2legs for my not being here this weekend and so having to wait until next week to get my new bass guitar