h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for monsoon like weather in JULY !

I blame 2legs for me waking at three and my difficulty getting to sleep again.

Methinks I'll have to resort to pornography.

I blame 2legs for Gay Dwarf porn
I blame 2legs for work laundry and the bakery having no large loafs of bread, yet again

"I blame 2legs for me waking at three and my difficulty getting to sleep again."

I blame 2legs that I was also awake thinking of porn at 3 this morning.

I blame 2legs that I am now worried in case there is some significance in me thinking of porn at the same unusual time of night as a man I've met who likes porn with (just) men in (I assume).

I blame 2legs that Heinz wouldn't notice if I boycotted their products for pulling an ad, as I don't buy their stuff (knowingly) anyway, and starting buying their produce, in order that I can build up a purchasing history in order to boycott them would probably give the wrong impression.

I blame 2legs for the lack of decent porno* for women. Where are those expert cunning linguists when you need them?


*free online available

Maybe the cunning linguists have got their tongues tied?

I blame 2legs for teh problem with having multiple guitars is that they're very rarely all in tune with each other or indeed in tune with 'concert' pitch
I blame 2legs for the seven guitars and one bass guitar I just tuned even though hardly any of them often get used

I blame 2legs for bad weather, bad news and bad smells.

I blame 2legs for bad-arse guitars, strange little 'music hall' sounding piano things I just randomly recorded and for the rain, the larmas outside sharpening their beaks on teh parked cars, the wobbly policeman and his unicycle who is going over the house next door with a small pigmy pony detector, and for the two thousand one hundred and six small silvery snakes on the haddockpost outside

I blame 2legs for surrealism (or is it!?)

I blame 2legs for the power of my porn thoughts being so powerful they tickled Thatprat's porn circuit at three this morning.

It wasn't deliberate.



I also blame 2legs for the chap I'm meeting later seeming to think he's on a bit of a promise. Chances are he won't be disappointed though.

I additionally blame 2legs for the chap I'm meeting later not being the chap I got a bit smitten with on Saturday.

I blame 2legs for me having to listen to AC/DC in headphones cause the Queen Mum abhors metal. I also blame 2legs for the Queen Mum's constant chattering while I'm trying to listen to AC/DC. Highway to Hell..?

Oo you little hussey.
I blame 2legs for that not being a comment I can really use myself on judgeing another
I blame 2legs for the family of koi carp which live in the upturned dustbin that lurks in the central island of the pit of fire just outside the back door I blame 2legs for food

AC/DC aren't metal: AC/DC are oxygen. I blame 2legs for the amount of people that don't realise this.

Blah AC/DC has more current than any gaseous thingy... Maybe I should play some Teräsbetoni out lous instead

I blame 2legs it's four days until the depart of the Queen Mum.

The queen Mum?: Seem to be a lot of queens round here all of a sudden
I blame 2legs for unsubtle ssmut and hunger.
I blame 2legs for my not knowing what to do for dinner and my temptation to just call out for a takeaway

everything and nothing all at once

I blame 2legs for spiced rum, and dark navy rum, and the impromptu rum tastin g evening this is turnign in to

I blame 2legs for the lack of young, tender and submissive men.

I blame 2legs for lost noses, the rain and just stuff!