h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my pet rat being dead.

I blame 2legs for pet rat deaths. I still remember all four of mine and the last two were around four years old (a conservative estimate) when we had them put down.

I blame 2legs for reminiscing and feeling tearful in remembrance of well-loved ratties everywhere!

I blame 2legs for secretaries being one month late typing patient reports.

I blame 2legs for the really pretty new Blackberry I've just found!

I blame 2legs for work, and for the education system in the UK being too complicated and having differnt disability law in NI, Scottland, and England/Whales I blame 2legs for this all being a lot simpler in about a year when this will all change

I blame 2Legs for the fact that we do not have unified planetary government with a single set of laws across the whole planet. I also blame 2Legs for the continuing persistence of the system where corporations are owned by shareholders that have nothing to do with the aforementioned corporations when the only fare system of ownership is one in which those with a genuine interest in a corporation own it such as partnerships/co-operatives and mutually owned corporations.

I blame 2legs.

What?; Just in general or for anythign specific?
I blame 2legs for tiredness, feeling ill and not being able to think properly and for my wanting to go to the pub but not ahving anyone tonight to go with I blame 2legs for ale.

General, all encompassing blame, including the blame for me not getting a name check in the union's conference report.

Although, to be fair, that's more likely to be because I was scared poopless and rubbish!

For which of course 2legs is to blame.

I blame 2legs for my Achilles tendon problem. For not having my daughter next to me but 400km away. For the hugs and kisses I'm missing. For the little relief that gives to think that in a few weeks I will be able to and her. For my broken heart.

I blame 2legs for the never-ending misery of my life and for my not being able to cook any dinner as lodger hasn't washed any of his shit up in two days.

I blame 2legs for the nearest drink being in the fridge, in the kitchen, which is a massive 10 steps or so away...


I'll just have to haul myself away from the pooter and mix myself a ...back in a mo.

RF

I blame 2legs for . . .expanding my universe

I blame 2legs for the dark rum, and beer in my kitchen...
I blame 2legs for my lodger being a .
I blame 2legs for my now having to go out to the pub.

I blame 2legs that his description of being tired, slightly ill, and unable to think properly being a description of how I'm feeling today. I also blame him that I know full well that the causes in each case are completely different

I blame 2legs for for the fact that I am not his lodger - I think being 2legs lodger could be quite educational

I blame 2legs for pouring rain and the apparent lack of brain substance in substance taken from the brain.

I blame 2legs for the sweary Irishman who is refusing to believe a word I say.

I blame 2legs for the fact that my towel was MISSING this morning (Luckily, I found it), and I also blame 2legs for capitalism.

I blame 2legs for EBay and my buying thigns on it