h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for tiredness a mountain of work to do and it being difficlut to sleep when its hot and impossible to concentrate when its hot too

I blame 2legs for not being able to offer to bore him to sleep if he calls, because Faith and I must get our shoes on and head out of the house as soon as this posts.

i blame 2legs for the fact that i am still awake despite the fact that i have to be alive for a job interview tomorrow!

I blame 2legs for people keeping long haired cats without grooming them properly. I also blame 2legs for the fact that said cat probably end up being partially shaved due to the lack of grooming.

I blame 2legs for all rock-and-roll punck skin head cats.... he'll/shell be terrorising th eneighbourhood onee he's gotr a skin haad... always happens, and befor eyou know it he'll have a rottweiler as a pet
I blame 2legs for my waking up at 6 AM, and not being able to properly get back to bed because of the loudness of the noise of things outside today

I blame 2legs for the lack of a decent thunderstorm yet!!!

Its cooler here today... but I think a good decent big thundestorm would relaly help clear hte air and get all the horrid dusty polutionness washed away fof the streets
I blame 2legs for the lack of road sweeping on my street since the put the council tax up

i blame 2legs for my friend trying desperately to remember the name Marvin Gaye and instead coming out with the comedy classic "Gay Charles"...i was on the floor with laughter! funny stuff.

i also blame 2legs for the sunshine outside, this hot office and the fact that the air conditioning is just circulating warm air around the room!

I blame 2legs for the inner image of a huge skin head red maine coon male with a rottweiler pet as the new neighbourhood annoyance

i blame tlegs for the impending doom of a job interview and for the fact that i will have to go soon to get there on time.

I blame 2legs for not posting back on our thread for ages....

Keep going! I blame Elly for being far too nice about blaming 2legs. After all, it IS his fault

I blame 2legs for not waiting another second, and calling the professionals...they're nice staff are on call 24 hours a day for all our supernatural needs. They're ready to believe us.

i blame 2legs for the serious lack of carnivores in my house.

i blame 2legs for the nasty clouds that are hiding aall the nice weather we were having!

i also blame 2legs for the fact that i cant tell whether this has normal cows milk in it or soyamilk. if i get ill its your fault 2legs!

The fact that the Sun has just come out, and I want to be out in it, but I've just spent the whole morning thinking about (i.e. procrastinating) and then cooking en curry rather than getting on with college preparation work while the weather has been 'iffy'.

I've then eaten some of the said en curry to gethewr with a large glass of so I'n now virtually good for nothin - 'cept falling asleep in my armchair.

While trying to find this thread, I found another entitled 'What shall we balm 2legs with', which apparently started by accident due to a speeing mistake . Wonder how that happened . I blame 2legs for it.

... the above spelling mistakes and the fact that I've just made myself another cup of while I procrastinate about doing some w*rk.

i blame 2legs for bigAl's consumption of wine and resultant speeing mistakes.

I blame Big Al for mentionining w**k when we all try and do as little of it as possible.
I think he's been effected by 2legs.