h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for not coming and jamming with Tom yet

I also blame 2legs for me being the only person in the house that can slice cheddar without gouging it. I further blame him for knowing I needed to be careful with the phrasing of that

I blame 2legs for an unpleasant leftover salad with bow tie pasta and cranberries from my sister's wedding. It was praobably made by some church lady. I also blame him that my dog is sitting next to me, and she smells like she rolled in something dead that has been perculating for quite some time outside.

I blame 2legs for the southern hemisphere, do we really need it, think how much quicker it would be to travel around the world without it.

i blame 2legs for the fact that i am a giant tube!
i also blame 2legs for the fact that i cant be bothered explaining the above statement!

I understand it. When I teach Biology I explain that a generalised animal can be considered as a tube with a mouth at one end an an an*s at the other. There is also a hole for oxygen to enter and anoher for wasdte gases to emerge. Inside the tube, there is another smaller coiled tube, which contains blood...

I blame 2legs for this conceptual image.

I blame 2legs for me getting exceedingly drunk on Saturday, falling up the garden steps and skinning my fingers.


I also blame him for the number of times since that I have srawped the scabs off

I blame 2legs for my not having been drunk in ... a while

I blame 2legs for Big Al's apparent need to censor the word "anus".

i blame 2legs for the addictiveness of msn!
also the sheer pointlessness of msn

I blame 2legs for my not having been on MSN in ages I blame 2legs for no one yet sugesting a smiley in the talking point thing on smileys
I blame 2legs for it being nice and hot and sunny today, witout being humid, until this evening, and for it now being horrid and sticky and humid

I blame 2legs for h2g2/my computer/Firefox, either singly, altogether, or in a combination of any 2 of the 3, doing weird things earlier whenever I tried to use an apostrophe, forcing me to type all formally when posting to the Warning!! thread Works fine now, though.

i blame 2legs for apostrophes and for insomnia.
i also blame 2legs for the fact that i am REALLY hungry despite the fact that its 1,15am
i also blame 2legs for the clock on my computer being inaccurate causing me to have to look elsewhere for the time.

I blame 2legs for my feeling hungry, e even through its nearly 2.30 AM, and for this probably being as a result of my just starting putting things in the basket online grocery shop
I blame 2legs for it being late, quiet on here, and time for me to go to bed...
and for the vast amount of work I still have remaining to do this week

i blame 2legs for the fact that i am now a thingite and am armed with a
i also blame 2legs for GuideML because it kept telling me things were wrong!

I blame 2legs for Amiga games not working properly on my emulator and crashing constantly.

i blame 2legs for my Unlicensced Nuclear Accelerator and the fact that Wally Wick just shut off the protection grid.

I blame 2legs for it looking like becoming a hot humid day today, and for me not being able to skive off doing work

I blame 2legs for me procrastinating - making a banoffee pie instead of doing any w*rk

I blame 2legs for sirens on the road outside work, and also for continuing pointless discussions about the semantics of words, meanings and intentions behind them...

"continuing pointless discussions about the semantics of words, meanings and intentions behind them..."
is i isn't just my work that does this ethen? 'user agents'.... I do wish we'd stop defining a word, and then deciding a few months later to redefine it and put another word in its place I don't like playing their* game though on this one; ther eis a language called 'English' that is entirely adaquate for our purposes and for writing anything, so I just write mine using standard words, standard definitions, and without the 'padd out the document' pointless psudo geek/tech technical writing syyle that everyone else seems to enjoy using ... of course I know my stuff will probably be 'edited' in to a more uninteligible form
I blame 2legs for toast, salami and butter and cheese.