h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i blame 2legs for me wanting a scantily clad houseboy of my own.

I blame 2legs for the Offspring makin me want to jump about like a loon on some sand dunes with a beer and good friends havin a laugh and no worries...

Well, I didn't have many clothes on yesterday, in the hot weather , well none actually

wonered what that had to do with sand dunes for a minute there!

Must've bin thinking of Studland beach

http://www.isleofpurbeck.com/studland.html

will you and your glowing pickle be my houseboy? I can't fight very well, so if mrs BigAl is a fighter, then i'm still out a houseboy. Which is 2legs fault..

Glowing pickle

oh my... is it warm in here?

*ahem* that's it...glowing pickle has been added to the list.

none of that sordid imagery around here thankyou very much!

i blame 2legs for the amount of sordid imagery being thrown around over the last few days, i'm being corrupted left right and centre here.

I have a reputation for it, being an unashamed (/\)-man

You're a bit tit?

a *big* tit, of course...

I blame 2legs for my now wanting :
A[ a scantily clad houseboy
B[ A glowing pickle
C[ some of the perfume
d[ a air con
E] icecream
F[ cake
G[ Icecream cakes
H[ Line 6 workbench software
i[ Line 6 gearbox gold or silver VST plus toneport
j] a decent workible tool for chekcing WCAG 2.0 checkpoints/guidelines
K[ more time and less work
l[ energy
m[ a small pigmy pony
n[ some way of protecting myself agains the phantom rassberry blower
o[ strawberries
p[ Cream
Q[ gin and tonic and ice and a slice
R[ six blue smarties

I blame 2legs for the fact that I just experimented with installing Google Gadgets, but I don't like #'em as much as the omnes I had on from MS Vista (clock, weather, calendar) and now I can't figure out how to get 'em back

It all started 'coz I downloaded Google Desktop in the hope of finding a file I once created. However, I was unable to find said file

i blame 2legs for th*rs*ay and for the fact that i woke up at 4pm. i also blame 2legs for the fact that the temp agency has not phoned me meaning i still cont plan ahead to next week!

i blame 2legs for prawns and the fact that i ate some!

i blame 2legs for me wanting to find out all about basses.

I blame 2legs for laundry, and for the laundry room being downstairs and about half a block away.

I blame Amy for reminding me that I have to do laundry tommorrow, and I blame 2legs for that I blame 2legs for my laudnry/utility room being nextdoor to the room I use as office/studeo, and so the wahsing machine noise being annoying when I'm trying to work/record/play I blame 2legs for my lodger being such an annoyance

i blame 2legs for the fact that i cant get to sleep!