h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for an unproductive day, how quiet it is on here, and how noisey it is outside my house

I blame 2legs for general boredom and thus watching a Jean-Claude van Damme movie on the telly...

I blame 2legs for the rustling in that bush over yonder. *points*

oh no! more bushes and trees with fish in them! quick get he spud gun! ::

I blame 2legs for me not being able to drag Rik Mayall away from Spud Gun.

We be doomed doomeed I say, unles swe can take this larma and rid it to the castle on the hill overlooking the hill on the castle younder where they have specially trained dwarve varieties of bush and tree and plant and flower which can render the fish in the trees as untold dust is to dust that is not unlike that utterly
I blame 2legs, for that of course, and the castle being quite a way off, and this larma looking a bit peeky

That's all very well and good.

I blame 2legs for toenails.

I blame him(he is a him right?) for me not getting enough sleep last nizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I blame 2legs for definatley being a he and for me popping offline ffor a bit and now it being even* quieter on here

I blame 2legs for me not adding any money to the phonecard I got (cheap, but it only starts with 25 minutes to the UK) and it being too late to make the phone ring for a non-emergency over there anyway (but not over here, hint, hint, if you're deadly-bored)

I blame 2legs for the post before me reminding me of the phone card that I lost last year in France, and also that I am considering posting something really rude on that Facebook group I mentoned my hatred for in my last post.

I blame 2legs for my doing the lodgers washing up, my washing up, making welsh rarebit for lunch, and washing up again

I blame 2legs for the BBC Weather Forecasters being pessimistic in their forecasting (and also for the fact that they appear to be right.

I blame 2legs for procrastination and all undone chores that still remains to be done *sigh*

me too....
*glares at the can of polish and the duster still sitting on the desk 'waiting' to 'make it' upstiars and into the bedroom*
Actuall.

Do do do push pineapple polish the bedroom,
aka do dod do push pineapple polish the tree
Right. I'm going to pick up some CDs and enter the bedroom with the CDs and polish and dusters
I blame 2legs for housework, and it being a good procrastination method to avoid doing the outstanding bits of work needed to be finished by tommorrow morning

blame you 2legs for the fact that I'm now fantasing about Mala in a bikini (swimming with her instead of focussing on my w*rk

Cound't you fantascise about that and w**k at the same time
I blame 2legs for smutty innuendo and bass guitars.

I'm a mere male I find it difficult to multi-task-especially when one of the tasks concerns young ladies in skimpy bikinis .

Oops, forgot to blame 2legs for the fact that I can't multi-task.

I blame 2legs for not being in my kitchen making me dinner.

Hey, I'm hungry!