h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i blame 2legs for making me want to swim with my doggie.

I blame 2legs for4 his not being in my kitchen cooking up dinner.

I blame 2legs for lewd and visipherous thoughts regarding bikini's, doggy style, and err well probably best not mention...
thats all his fault

I blame 2legs for me now fantasising about 2 young ladies swimming with their gies in skimpy bikinis.

(Hey, lmn did you get around to making that banoffee pie?)

I blame 2legs for dogs in bikinis.

I blame 2legs that i'm hungry enough that, everytime I see someone shorten queen to DQ, I think of and ice cream cones

i blame 2legs for the 135 posts i just had to catch up on in all my subscribed conversations.

i thusly remove the number 135 from something...and add it to...
*dun dun dun*
THE LIST

* hands Paper Lady a stack of pancakes with butter and syrup, and ice cones*

We don't want you to starve, do we? Especially not in these circumstances.

Ita ages to breckfast/lunch, and now I'm all hungry ... must be 2legs fault
I blame 2legs for being hungry.
I blame 2legs for people expecting me to function successfully at 10 in the morning on only two cups of coffee

I blame 2legs for making me wanting more

I blame 2legs for the fact that I made an error on my University Project page A26993631in saying that, 'This project aims to give an overview of the biographies and achievements of 8 German 'scientists' (instead of 'chemists')



Must mean I need bmy first cup of this morning (I've had two cups of )

I blame 2legs for the four cups of coffee I've laready had and the fifth I'm about to make, after having woken up only 1 hour 16 minutes ago, during wwhich time I've also managed to find time to get out of the house to buy more coffee
My fingers won't sotp shaking

i blame 2legs that i had £2 for some lunch and managed to lose it on the way to work meaning I have no lunch. i blame 2legs for the fact that I now have to drink some coffee instead of being good and having the bottle of water sitting on my desk. i also blame 2legs for my hunger starting to get overwhelming. i blame 2legs for use blaming 2legs for everything. (especially blaming 2legs)

i blame 2legs for blame being difficult to type accurately and my almost saying balm or balming on several occasions.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I can't switch on my Samsung digital camera to download images onto my PC.

i BLAME 2LEGS FOR THE FACT THAT THE BATTERIES MAY BE FLAT AND i CAN'T FIND THE RE-CHARGING CABLE.

i BLAMe 2legs for the fact that every digital camera seems to have about 3 different leads associated with it, which are different for each camera

I blame 2legs for the fact hat my keyboard is insistent that I type in upper case.

I blame 2legs for the fact that Mrs BA is trying to rush me out've the door to go out for the day before I've finished my

I blame 2legs for the coffee I just had before the telco and for the cup of coffee I had after the telco
I blame 2legs for my procrastinating about getting with the 'real' work for the day

i blame 2legs for coffee!
i blame 2legs for my current lack of coffee.
1 blame 2legs for the fact that i now want coffee.

I blame 2legs for evil alien sheep

I blame 2legs for unmade beds and lack of lunch

I blame 2legs for unmade lunch and lack of beds and for fried eggs with salami on toasted wholemeal bread with unsalted organic Italian butter.
I blame 2legs for the two work phone calls I've had over the last hour and a bit, for the forthcomign accessibility/usability/flash Telco tomorrow at 3 PM, the 2 PM telco on accessability/useability/mobile phones/PDA the same day with a research student for her masters thesis, the telco Monday at 3 PM on my work, project dev/holidays/time sheets/probably a ton of other stuff, and for me just getting another call whilst typing this from my manager
I blame 2legs for procrastination over finishing the report; four hours 41 minutes until it has to be complete, and I'm still procrastinating until the deadline is a bit closer I blame 2legs for nighthovoer not being here

"I blame 2legs for evil alien sheep"

I blame 2legs that I'm now thinking of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' with a cast of sheep.

I also blame 2legs that the mental imagery is making me giggle.

i blame 2legs for the fact that i'm sooooooooo hungry in work and have lost all my money to buy any food. only four and a half hours to go.

i blame 2legs that i managed to lose my flux capacitor on the way to work too and so can't go back and avoid losing said money. (or capacitor)

i blame 2legs that flux capacitor's are so hard to find.