h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for me getting an email that made me think I was rich until they sent another one saying it was a mistake..I blame him for that too

I blame 2legs for the cat throwing up at 5am

I blame him for the break up of my relationship and the fact that now I am all alone in the world.

you are never alone in the world whilst you have hootoo..I blame 2legs for that too!

I blame 2legs for people who drink too much, lack of consideration, yes it's all his fault, and that insect the old cat just snuffed up his nose in the garden

Motion-sensing light switches were installed in the apartments, and it's 2legs' fault I keep trying to turn them off like the traditional kind. Oh, OK, I guess I blame him for trying to turn them on the old way too, except that actually works!

I blame 2legs for mornings

Thong. 'Nuff said.

I blame 2legs for me not having enough money to buy the 4 pairs of shoes I've seen which would help heal my broken heart....or at least I'd look good if miserable

I blame 2legs for my back hurting...shifting an armchiar upstairs was not a good idea...hobbles away

I blame 2legs for me forgetting to blame him for my brushing a knuckle against a burner I'd turned off not 30 seconds before... Though I must give him credit--at least it was on my left hand, and I'm right handed...

I blame 2legs for my undone fly.

I blame 2legs for the mental pictures Roymondo just gave us all...

Surely you should be thanking 2legs for that image?

The following is dictated by and related on behalf of 2legs:

I blame 2legs, Roymondo & 8" for my tender posterior.

And this is Roymondo: I have no idea what he's talking about. Honest.

I blame 2legs for broken hearts and the strange smell I can't track down

I blame 2legs for Debbie Gibson and Tabitca being confused by F16034?thread=4131151

I blame 2legs for stressed students, exams and the way I feel

I blame 2legs for all the time spent trying to work out if I wanted one thing or another, only to realise I want nothing; but one everything and one not really much off a thing, yet the same thing at the same time with one.




I blame 2legs for not knowing what I've just blamed 2legs for or what he heck I'm saying.

I blame 2Legs for the rain and me not taking mny coat to w*rk this morning

I blame 2legs for Greensburg, Kansas not being there anymore.