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I blame 2legs for 3sec making an appearance in the local paper a few weeks ago, he's now a successful comedy promotor & manager with SHORT hair

SHORT hair?!?

*thud*

(And yes, the faint is 2legs' fault)

I blame 2legs for lollipops and the rain

I blame 2legs for not being here

I blame 2legs for nice little entries about local breweries spinning out of control with every search for info.

I also blame 2legs for the wobbliness bestowed by new spectacles upon their wearer.

I blame 2legs for my hangover

I blame 2Legs for Sherlock Holmes...

I blame 2legs for Moriarty.

I blame 2legs for cheesy watsons

I blame 2Legs for the newsagents being out of cheesy Wotsits...

I blame 2legs for watson being cheesy and for cheese being whatsit cheesy. I blame 2legs for asian chicken noodle soup

I blame 2Legs for inveterate late risers and insomnia

I blame 2legs as I don't even know who he is, for everything wrong in my life - come back 2legs and sort it out pleaseeeeeeeee

... i've also decided to blame two legs for all sorts of stuff, since i have always thought it better to blame someone you've never met....
(in the Billy Connelly traditioon of '...it wiznie me...a big boy did it and ran away...')

so, it was two legs who broke the lovely little milk-jug used for putting washed cutlery in a couple of days ago, then ineffectually tried to fix it so's my girlfriend wouldnt notice....

I blame 2legs for McGillicuddy's Reeks and Napoleon's boney part.

I blame 2legs for invincibledriver never having met 2legs. I will also blame 2legs for invincibledriver meeting 2legs, should such an event occur. In addition, I will blame 2legs for the psychiatric treatment that invincibledriver would need after said event.

I blame 2legs for things, and stuff as well.

I blame 2legs for lesbians bumping heads when kissing on public transport

I blame 2legs for stuffed things.

I blame 2legs that we'll have to come up with a new definition of 'little to cover his promise (made when I was still pregnant) that he'd visit when PaperBaby was still little I also blame him that that might not be fully true, since 3 1/2 is still pretty little, even if she *does* appear to be fully potty trained now...