h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've got a head cold, and we watched a movie tonight that made me cry. Guess who I blame for the total inability to breathe?

hmm.... don't know... no... I think I know... do you blame... naa can't imagine I blame 2legs for hoovering early in the day, toast without proper butter and a lack of salami

I blame 2legs for Doris Day

you do? I blame 2legs for my high score in the first ten pin game, and the low score despite five spares in the second game I blame 2legs for my being hungry...

I do

I blame 2legs for . . . drawing me back to this place every so often, in a lurking capacity, and then encouraging me to actually log in and post by showing me this tempting box and button.

I blame 2legs for the Goo Goo Dolls playing in Manchester in July and me going to see them

BEG

me agreeing with deakie

I blame 2legs for me being ill, Easter and too much chocolate and for all the in the wine rack waiting to be drunk, when I feel up to it.

i blame 2legs that I not only had sex but have behaved like a 17 year old boy about it since.

I blame 2 legs for not being here..where are you legster?

I blame 2legs for people who let you down, the sun going in and that the old cat is a bit under the weather.

I blame 2kegs for me listening to Def Leppard, the Glasto ticket money not having come out my account yet (I'm getting worried) and Tabs being let down.

Aww thanks Roy.I think I am single againfor which I blame ..not 2legs for a change

I'm on MSN if you feel the need to vent.

I'm fine but if you are around later I'll tell you about it.I have to go get dinner started now for which I do blame 2legs

I blame 2legs for me having some very strong ale in the fridge and therefore probably being in no fit state for a proper conversation later (it's touch and go now to be honest.)

I blame 2legs for the naught naughty moon mist.

I blame 2legs for undeservingly not getting blamed in post 5294.

I blame 2legs i'm glad he's back, 'cos I've missed reading his mad ramblings.

I blame 2legs for the evil maturations of the naughty naughty moon mist, and its inevitable descent from apon high and unto the lands of the unweary gathered below, its slow slow descent and rapid moon mistification of all that blunder unforgivenly into its path of moon mistyness and then unto such as foresake into the mist cometh the mistifvications of moonlyness and moonforgiving.