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Just like a dodgy kebab and too much beer, Jesus is coming back.

Post 301

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Pervert!


Just like a dodgy kebab and too much beer, Jesus is coming back.

Post 302

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

who is the pervert here?




Just like a dodgy kebab and too much beer, Jesus is coming back.

Post 303

Taff Agent of kaos

Oh..OH...OH..smiley - doh

i know this.....smiley - handcuffs

smiley - thiefsmiley - bikersmiley - ermsmiley - erm

ME

smiley - bat


Just like a dodgy kebab and too much beer, Jesus is coming back.

Post 304

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

read backlog, anagrammer!


Just like a dodgy kebab and too much beer, Jesus is coming back.

Post 305

lostmonalisa

i think youre all a bunch of perverts. Its nice to have the company.


Just like a dodgy kebab and too much beer, Jesus is coming back.

Post 306

Taff Agent of kaos

there is no such thing as a pervert

PC

we are
differently stimulated

exotically arroused

alternative libido

see no perverts here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCqJu8g4jw

smiley - bat


Just like a dodgy kebab and too much beer, Jesus is coming back.

Post 307

lostmonalisa

well, you know, if it werent for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

i like those euphemisms. (tho i wish there was a term for euphemism that was less judgemental)


Just like a dodgy kebab and too much beer, Jesus is coming back.

Post 308

~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum

>> ...term for euphemism that was less judgemental...<<

How about: little white lie.

smiley - biggrin
~jwf~


I am returned...

Post 309

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - zen For as one as for as the many did pass unto those that did partake that which was that which they partook smiley - zen


i am not packed yet.

Post 310

lostmonalisa

i didnt' partake of the partakedness., but i did partake of the nakedness.


he's not coming, i have proof

Post 311

lostmonalisa

Just teh other day, my choir director called me, and said "send a message to that magazine, and see if you can recall the ad for that messiah we're supposed to be doing in December. I'm pissed at my church."
So i said "sure, no problem"
Sent email to magazine, rec'd message saying that 'no problem, you were just in time to retract that ad'
so i replied "thank goodness, i'd hate for people to be waiting around for the messiah when he's not coming."

so, yeah, he's not coming, my choir director said so. cuz he's pissed at his church.


this is not a tangerine. This is not even an apple.

Post 312

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - wowsmiley - tomato


Jesus is like a bus.

Post 313

royalrcrompton

Hi Gif

re Matt. 16:28 "...coming in his kingdom."

That the interpretation of this verse refers to Jesus' Second Coming is not conclusive. The kingdom of God does not come by observation, but by the indwelling of believers (see Luke 17:20,21) and that indwelling came on the Day of Pentecost when the Holy Ghost descended and filled the disciples in the upper room (see John 14:16,17 ; Acts 2:1-4).

There were those present at that infilling who had walked with Jesus. One could therefore plausibly connect Matt. 16:28 with Acts 2. I would not go so far as to be dogmatic, but it seems a logical way to explain what Jesus meant.

smiley - smiley
RC


Jesus is like a bus.

Post 314

Effers;England.

Hi rc


>at that infilling<


smiley - erm


Jesus is like a bus.

Post 315

Effers;England.


I don't know....all this talk of infilling and coming. I'm surprised the BBC allows it...


Jesus is like a bus.

Post 316

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I had a loverly infiling the other day.... I@m not goign to mention the coming... its a family site afterall.... Still no sign of Jesus here, I keep checking out the back as some hippyish sorts sometimes hang out there by the bins...


Jesus is like a bus.

Post 317

kuzushi


In some ways Jesus is like a bus.
He's like the rescue bus we can flee to to escape the wrath of God.

I've allowed quite a backlog to build up. I see a lot of references to nuns.


Jesus is like a bus.

Post 318

lostmonalisa

the wrath is here. Where's the bus?


Jesus is like a bus.

Post 319

Effers;England.

smiley - musicalnote We're all going on a summer holiday smiley - musicalnotesmiley - cool


Jesus is like a bus.

Post 320

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

You had to. YOu had to go mention Cliff Richard. We'll be doomed to infernal dalmnations forever now smiley - headhurts


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