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Jesus is like a bus.
Giford Posted Oct 23, 2008
There he is! There he is! Jesus! He came back! Oh, father forgive me for my ignorant sins, I knew not what I did!
Gif 
Jesus is like a bus.
Giford Posted Oct 23, 2008
Sorry, my mistake, it's just 2legs.
Thought you were someone else for a moment there.
Gif 
Jesus is like a bus.
lostmonalisa Posted Oct 23, 2008
you know.. i've often wondered what the definition of imminent is. Does it have a specific time frame?
2legs is just as good as jesus. Just as difficult to understand.
Jesus is like a bus.
Secretly Not Here Any More Posted Oct 23, 2008
I don't know, if somebody said "the next toilet break is imminent" and I had to wait a week to relieve myself, I'd be challenging the imminence of that statement.
Jesus is like a bus.
lostmonalisa Posted Oct 23, 2008
Exactly what i mean. I think imminent should have a definite definition. Just like 'a few', or 'a moment', or 'a bunch'. It's all too airy fairy for me. Seems like JC has been coming back for some time now (another phrase that needs defining)
Jesus is like a bus.
Giford Posted Oct 23, 2008
Fortunately, Matthew 16:28 narrows things down for us.
Jesus will return while some of his contemporaries are still alive.
Gif
Jesus is like a bus.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 23, 2008
nighthoover, natch, Alexy saile, and the Hawk king.
streth.... I thought everyone* knew that 
can we call him 2jesus's when he arrives?
Jesus is like a bus.
Taff Agent of kaos Posted Oct 23, 2008
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and on the morn of the sabbath he fell unto his knees in front of the font of all wisdom and did worship the lord in the manner taught to us by our fore father
he spake
Oh God!
Oh God!
Jesus Christ!
I am never drinking again
Oh God!
Oh God!
I don't remember eating that
Oh God!
Oh God
Please let me die now
Oh God!
Oh God!
My head is killing me
Jesus Christ!
and after his ablutions
he did venture forth to the temple known as the Pub and prepared himself for the act of worship that was to come the following morn
here endeth the lesson
Jesus is like a bus.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 23, 2008
All hail the meisier! 
Let the lords drink floath into thi heart 
Jesus is like a bus, except they come when expected. Usually.
lostmonalisa Posted Oct 23, 2008
i got nothin.
Jesus is like a bus, except they come when expected. Usually.
Taff Agent of kaos Posted Oct 23, 2008
Jesus is like a bus, except they come when expected. Usually.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 23, 2008
Its been well over a week since I last had or 
or 
or 
or 
and I shall not have any tonight 
But the weekend ahead promises to be rahter alcoholic down in Torquay 
Jesus is like a bus, except they come when expected. Usually.
lostmonalisa Posted Oct 23, 2008
i think i will have tonight, i've got the remnants of a bottle in my fridge. Alas, tho, i have to work until 8pm, and then drive my daughter's friend home, in exchange for a free chicken.
Jesus is like a bus, except they come when expected. Usually.
Taff Agent of kaos Posted Oct 23, 2008
i have not had a drop of since monday night and wont have any until 10:30 next tues day
Jesus is like a bus, except they come when expected. Usually.
anachromaticeye Posted Oct 23, 2008
That is a seemingly arbitrary time to have some booze. I will have some booze in aproximately 20 minutes. I hope the second coming doesn't interfere with my boozing, or anyone else's.
Jesus is like a bus, except they come when expected. Usually.
Taff Agent of kaos Posted Oct 23, 2008
i am working nights for a week and during the day its the old problem
1 is too many because 1 is not enough
Jesus is like a bus, except they come when expected. Usually.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 23, 2008
I'll be well and truely into the by this timr tommorrow night... actually by my calculations should be having the first beer of the evening round 7 ish depending on what time I arrive in.... but of course, that doesn't include any vodka or guinness or gin I might trink on the journey there, just to make the journey more palatable
Jesus is like a bus, except they come when expected. Usually.
Taff Agent of kaos Posted Oct 23, 2008
and remeber in tor-key
"the sea is over there between the land and the sky"
ce,
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