h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh i dont think i should try that at work.

'oh i dont think i should try that at work.'

probably not.

I have a vision. But I also have cheese and crackers and butter, so the vision will have to wait.

*Engages incognito mode*

*(engages incoherent mode*

--Enrages inchoate toad--

Once apon a time, in a land just over there, not that far away really, lived a tree, one day the tree exploded when a explosion did happen, and th etree died. The end tree, tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree take me to the tree tree tree tree take me to the tree, oin in everyone tree tree tree tree take me to the tree tree tree take me to the tree tree tree take me to the funny farm tree tree tree trouser plant house mite weather girl tree tree tree tree baloon people rinsed tappole lumberjack teree tree tree tree whistle post margerine man maker shoe nail hacksaw rree tree tree take me to the treee beer beer tree beer tree beer tree beers for me

I thought the return was imminent? We've been waiting a week now!

Have you thought what to call this return? I mean, the Second Coming's all well and good, but the Second Coming did for The Stone Roses, and it only took them 6 years to put that together. No, I say you go with a much better second album title, preferably one with brackets involved.

Blink and she's gone, as quick as a speeding speeding thing, blink and she's gone, look just there, there on the stairs, oh no, thats a mouse, with clogs on, well I dispair

why are we waiting.... we are suffocating.... oh why are we waiting.... for err who are we waiting for again?; Elvis was it?

I thought it was the bus?

The bus is a lie.
Only the apple pie is real. In all of the endevours ever encountered only one thing throughout all non recorded unrecorded things has remained true, the apple pie. Its a pie an dit contains apples.

you wait ages and ages for his comming and then you get 3 all together one after another

Won't the sequal be a bit of a let done, they useually are? actually, rocky three was quite good.... and terminator two.... and plice accadmy 18 was an imrpovement on teh previous six...

jesus 2

no loaves this time, no fishes either

feeding the masses with pot noodle and bovril

turning wine into water

head of the budwiser brewery

I think the Elect have been scared off this thread.

the Elect???

The Chosen, The Saved, The Born-Again.

so another god thread derailed by the god less

"oh my lord why have you forsaken me"

It's interesting, really, that the Godless Heathens seem to have more resolve than the supposedly righteous.

Fear not, for we art not foresaken by our lord, as impending things go, Friday night is but mere hours away and thence ye shall find the lord in thi drinketh of the fermented vegetable products and late-night drunken hooveryness