h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you ever had them weighed?

Yes, but only by my hubby.

gently places hands over said accoutrements and jiggles them, whilst exclaiming 'Wahhhayyyyy!'

Thought I'd finish it for you.

MMF

Patient: Doctor, I've been having problems with my eyesight.
Doctor: Hmm. Tell me...do you masturnate a lot?
Patient: Well...yes...a fair bit...
Doctor! Smashing, isn't it?!

Must try that Masturnating stuff...

New one on me!



*Preview... Must remember Preview!!!*

MMF

Or use my other machine where Firefox spots typos.

What a wabker!

my new lot of bras (underwired) seem to be fine in the machine. I've not had that "strange piece of wire poking out of my blouse" situation for years and years.

Actually I think I need new bras - - I can't find any reasonably priced bras over here.

I do chuck mine in a pillowcase to wash in the machine. Still get the odd protruding wire but at least it doesn't stuff up the machine.

Sho: http://www.figleaves.com/uk/nsf/qwiser.asp?term=DD+Plus+Bra&lhn=1

Nice bras for the larger bust, the prices are good and their delivery is only 4 quid outside UK (for more than one item, not each)!

Sorry if the advertising offends (not that the pics will offend the boys!) but there are only a few places you can get a decent bra reasonably delivered worldwide!

Ah, memories! Reminds me of when I would furtively pore* over the Littlewoods catalogue.







* Have I spelled that right?

what.. the word 'memories'? 'fraid not.

blimey, Deakie, some of those start at 28DD

They're for your size zeros with artificial augmentation.


Or in plain language, skinny birds with fake !

'Small ones are more juicy'.

>>Actually I think I need new bras - - I can't find any reasonably priced bras over here.<<

Sho, tell me what you need and I'll it...

I was in the Lingerie Department three times today, dealing with Customer's requests...

What brand, style and size do you require?

You slip, I'll ship!!!

You can always discretely e-mail!!!



MMF

Aw thanks, MMF.

I'm getting some sent over by my mum, and the Gruesomes will return any that I don't want, don't fit or whatever when they go over next month.

But thank you - that's very nice!

Sho - once you've found a bra that fits nicely, you could take a note of the make and style number/name and search on E Bay - you'll be paying under store prices a lot of the time, that way.


As for the other info... I'm still trying to find a kitchen receptacle that I can fit into to give an idea of volume

What about a bucket

That is sooo unambitious Big Al!

WHOAAARRR!