h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well at first Indy look like he's going to win as he whips Bond's Walther PPK out of bond's hands.

But then Bond removes his belt and throws it at Indy, Indy laughs, but as the belt lands on the floor it transforms into a Q division robo-snake and Indy runs off like a little girl.





What about: Xena Vs Buffy

The catfight transforms into hot-slash-fan-fic-action... and we are briefly diverted to free for all style battle amongst The Endless.

Xena would win as long as it was one-on-one and Buffy didn't have her entourage of witches, seeing-eye dolls, Uncle Tom demons and the Gold Blend Guru - She'd just jump up and down on her skinny @ss (would love to see that).

Cassidy (from Preacher) v LeStat?

lestat as in lestat DeLioncourt?

The Vampire LeStat, if that's his name. They're both vampires.

http://pc59te.dte.uma.es/cdb/series/vertigo/cassidy.htm

yeah the vamire lestat delioncourt


and the other guy whos that?

On one hand (only going by the film here) Lestadt is a effete vampiric ladyboy who would be worried by getting his frilled cuffs dirty, but on the other, Cassidy is a drunk who wouldn't know which of the Lestadts in his blurred vision to concentrate on. My money's probably on Lestadt either way, as Cassidy seems to be slightly useless as vampires go.

How about...

Dirty Harry versus Shaft

Dirty Harry every time due to the size of his weapon and the fact that he is barking mad in a good cop kinda way. Madness + Huge magnum = Winner everytime.

Now - I give you Wilma Flintstone Vs Betty Rubble

Dont know who would win but watching would be fun............

I'd go for Betty, she younger (I think) so she has better fitness. I also can't stand Wilma, so...

How about a young Obi Wan Kenobi Vs. Gandalf the White?

ok obi wan would kick the wizards arse but as soon as you strike a wizard down you die too and the fact that gandalf would just come back as the multi coloured so its a lose lose situation for old ben.

gandalf wins by the default of immortality



erm the t1000 or the tx ?

Rubbish villain as the TX is, I guess its little nano-robotty-things would be able to take over T1000 just as easily as they did the T800... so it's gotta be a win for the lady!

How about..

a rabid vole versus a fieldmouse on amphetamines

hmmm interesting

hmmm interesting why did they go from something as genuinly cool and scary as the t1000 played brilliantly by robert patrick to that stupid tx???????????

Desperation! They had no James Cameron, a rapidly aging Arnie, no Linda Hamilton or Michael Biehn, the plot had been nicely tied up in T2. T3 was one big mess really!

i will go back in time and kill them allbefore the creation of tx mua hahahahahahaahaha

My money would have to be on the jacked-up fieldmouse, for pace, agility, and the advantage of not slipping on his own drool.

Ewoks v Jawas.

jawas hands down they go hun dee dee and then kick the ewoks ass with their ion guns

Next up: Startroopers Vs. James Bond goons

stormtroopers?

or acctuall startroopers if so whats a startrooper?

Storm troopers or Starship troopers?