An Introduction to the Intelligent Moose


Hello , nice to meet you, here's a bit about me...

The moose is the largest member of the deer family, also available under the trade name Alces Alces. Meece can grow to a height of 7.5 feet, run at a speed of 35 mph and swim excellently; maintaining a speed of 6 mph in the water. Along with their impressive stature and magnificent antlers, there can be little doubt that the moose is amongst the finest of creatures populating our planet. So when, despite the fact that I'm a Neuropsychologist engaged in research at a fine university, my girlfriend tells me "you're not a scientist, you're a moose!" I can only take it in the complementary manner that I'm sure it's intended.

I would like to point out that my claim to intelligence is only based on the fact that I, a moose, am working in a field of academia generally populated by humans. However, it should be born in mind that I am, nevertheless, a moose and should not be expected to always make comments that would be judged intelligent by human standards.

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a white lab coat to fit a moose!

It's been nice to meet you . See you around.

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